Well here it is true believers...My Top 50 Movies Ever List! Of course as a true fan of feature films, I couldn't really put them in an exact order, so I put them in 5 groups of Ten in no particular order...So now without further ado...

Comedy
1Mallrats/Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back/Dogma/Chasing Amy/Clerks
2.Road Trip
3.Old School
4.Orange County
5.Wayne's World/Wayne's World 2
6.Dumb And Dumber
7.Can't Hardly Wait
8.Four Rooms
9.Jackass The Movie
10.Office Space

Sci-Fi/Horror/Movies With Swords
11.Pirates Of The Caribbean
12.Three Musketeers
13.Lord Of The Rings (Trilogy)
14.The Count Of Monte Cristo
15.Blade/Blade 2
16.Mask Of Zorro
17.Star Wars (Trilogies)
18.Mortal Kombat
19.The Mummy/The Mummy Returns
20.Robin Hood:Men In Tights

Action
21.Bad Boys/Bad Boys 2
22.The Rock
23.Con Air
24.Face/Off
25.Broken Arrow
26.The Matrix (Trilogy)
27.X-Men/X-Men 2: X-Men United
28.Desperado/Once Upon A Time In Mexico
29.Grosse Pointe Blank
30.Mission:Impossible 2

80's Movies
31.Say Anything
32.Ferris Bueller's Day Off
33.Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
34.Die Hard (Trilogy)
35.Ghostbusters
36.Back To The Future (Trilogy)
37.Spaceballs
38.Indiana Jones (Trilogy)
39.Big
40.The Untouchables

Miscellaneous Masterpieces
41.Cruel Intentions (Teen Sexploitation)
42.Toy Story/Toy Story 2 (Animation)
43.Fight Club (Misunderstood Masterpieces)
44.Camp Nowhere (Carefree Kid Romp)
45.Serendipity/How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days (Romantic Comedies)
46.Chicago (Musicals)
47.Shawshank Redemption (Drama)
48.Meet The Parents/There's Something About Mary/Zoolander (Ben Stiller)
49.Ocean's 11 (Remake)
50.The Replacements (Sports Movie)

Conversely, these movies made me sick to my stomach. I want my 8 bucks back. Heres the worst of the worst.

25.Malibu's Most Wanted
24.8 Mile
23.Planet Of The Apes
22.Girl, Interrupted
21.What Dreams May Come
20.Good Will Hunting
19.Scarface
18.Any Given Sunday
17.The Talented Mr. Ripley
16.City Slickers
15.Fire Down Below
14.Ghost
13.Unbreakable
12.The Goonies
11.American Psycho
10.Batman And Robin
9.Whipped
8.Ali
7.From Hell
6.The Princess Diaries
5.Cabin Fever
4.Hollywood Ending
3.Battlefield Earth
2.The Thin Red Line
1.8 MM

In honor of tomorrow's release of Once Upon A Time in Mexico, I wrote this Haiku:

I hope Once upon
a Time in Mexico is
much better than SWAT

See you in the theaters...

I thought maybe people would become a little more interested in the website if they knew a little more about the man saying what goes...so here's some little known facts about me, that you may not have known, and can't prove are false either...

-You know the style where people where shorts with long sleeved t-shirts? I invented that.

-I was voted most studly male by our high school senior class females in an unofficial survey.

-I played the stunt double for Cheech Marin in the new flick "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" --uncredited.

-I once met Tom Arnold in the snack cake section of Acme.

-Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

-I can unhook a bra (front clasping and back clasping) With a deft flick of one single finger, in under 4 seconds. Any challengers?

-I was once a top Pitching prospect for the Houston Astros before a tragic ankle injury sustained whilst saving poor foreign orphans from a burning building.

More to come!

Well last night, me, Mike, and Irene ventured deep into the heart of New York City to catch Dashboard Confessional. After some parking miscommunication in Hoboken we finally managed to take the train into town and get to the Roseland Ballroom to discover a line that wrapped around the building entirely! So after lounging about, eating bagels, and grabbing a Sprite, we were finally granted entrance into the surprisingly huge building where we were able to catch most of Brand New's amazing opening set.
Having never seen these guys, or even heard more than one of their songs before, I was instantly impressed. They had a powerful hold on their hometown crowd, inciting big fist pumping group sing-alongs to their almost epic emo-punk-whatever rock songs. Especially ass kicking was the intense "Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't", and "Seventy Times 7" complete with an interlude to Taking Back Sunday's "Theres No I In Team".
After the set, Irene explained to us the TBS/Brand New connection, which me and Mike still didn't understand, so we went to the merch stand and I immediately picked up the Brand New CD.
Then it was time for MxPx, which put on a good show. I recognized their new single from the soda commercial, but I was extremely saddened and disappointed in the non-inclusion of "Party, My House Be There", and their cover of "Shout" from the National Lampoon's Animal House DVD.
Then as always, it was time for the main event, Dashboard Confessional. Good show as always, and some of the highlights were Bend And Not Break, Remember To Breathe (featuring the always appreciated single cymbal hit from the drummer), The Good Fight, Saints And Sailors, Rapid Hope Loss, and an out of left field fun cover of Wheatus's "Teenaged Dirtbag". The concert did have a few low points though, in that I could barely see shit, we were standing next to some really annoying ass little kids who kept yelling shit about Carraba's faux mohawk and he was totally totally off-key on "Ghost Of A Good Thing". The crowd also didn't seem to be as into it or sing-along proned, which I guess is one of the things you have to give up when your CD is getting major radio airplay. All that aside, the concert did rule, and Chris of course did come back to encore with a KICK ASS all band instrumental shredding jam, and as always the fantastical "Hands Down" (This song is about the best date that I've ever had...)
All in all a good show. Then we took a stroll through Times Square and had to go through transaction problems with a pizza shop worker who didn't quite understand English or how to exchange money for goods and services...but thats another story.