1.The Office...man I could watch and re-watch every episode a million times and its STILL FUCKING FUNNY. The recent viewers choice episode where Michael Scott burns his foot on his Foreman's Grill was a friggin riot. Seek out Season Two On DVD September 12, and don't forget the new season begins on SEPTEMBER 21!!!!
2.The other night I was flipping channels and came upon Court TV. Whats on? Bad Boys. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but no one ever makes it to trial in this movie, as Will Smith and Martin Lawerence shoot and kill all the bad guys. This echoes a sentiment I made to Mike when we saw Miami Vice where I said I was kind of sick of movies where they stake out a bad guy so they can bring him down in court, but just end up killing everyone by the end anyways. Which happened in Miami Vice. Which incidentally wasn't as good as Bad Boys, yet it was essentially the same movie.
3.The Boston Red Sox pitching staff.
4.Fucking with the middle aged ladies I work with...especially one of them, who seems to be losing memory by the second like my grandma. Even after something has been discussed, its brought up again, as if it never had been. I've been asked by here "So where are you taking your vacation and when are you going?" No less than 7 times in the past 2 weeks. And I give her THE SAME answer everytime. Also shes one of those people that preface everything "Let me tell you something". Or "Can I just say something?" So sometimes I tell her no, or not right now, or something else. And she always has to be right or better. So if you say you had a headache, her head hurts worse. If you buy a new car, she buys a newer one and so on and so forth. So fucking with her has become my thing to do at work when I grow bored of looking at things on the internet.
5.The fact that I saw Jimmy Fallon walking around the Borgata Casino after the Foo Fighters concert last Friday...Me, Justin Kutcher, just inches from the star of Taxi!
Some Random Stuff I Find Funny
Justin, 8/22/2006 12:26:16 AM
Add Comment PermalinkLast 2 hours in Japan
Mike, 8/22/2006 02:28:21 AM
Greetings! I'm sitting in the business lounge in Narita airport (my coworkers smuggled me in). All I have time to say is that Japan is a wonderous country and I'll post some pictures soon. Bonzai!
Add Comment PermalinkThis Thursday I'll Be Having The Best Week Ever
Justin, 8/13/2006 11:28:30 PM
Well as some of our 6 readers might know already Michael has departed for The Land Of The Rising Sun Japan, and will be there til like next Tuesday or something, leaving me in charge once more. But theres some stuff going on here in North America, Philadelphia you might want to know about...especially the GREATEST DAY EVER...THIS THURSDAY!
Top 5 Reason's I'll Be Having The Best Week Ever On Thursday
1.I'll be seeing the Mae show over at the TLA
2.The Loop is playing Finnigan's Wake that night, so maybe I'll have some people meet up with me for that.
3.If not I'll have to go over to check out the 12:01 Midnight PREMIERE OF SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!! Finally the most anticipated movie of the DECADE IS HERE!!!!
4.Season Finale of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia on FX...Don't miss it!
5.I'll probably go to the comic shop at some point.
So there you have it. At some point Mike might post from Japan, but we all know who will be having the Best Week Ever...
Top 5 Reason's I'll Be Having The Best Week Ever On Thursday
1.I'll be seeing the Mae show over at the TLA
2.The Loop is playing Finnigan's Wake that night, so maybe I'll have some people meet up with me for that.
3.If not I'll have to go over to check out the 12:01 Midnight PREMIERE OF SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!! Finally the most anticipated movie of the DECADE IS HERE!!!!
4.Season Finale of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia on FX...Don't miss it!
5.I'll probably go to the comic shop at some point.
So there you have it. At some point Mike might post from Japan, but we all know who will be having the Best Week Ever...
So I ended up seeing Mae, who were really great live once again...as for the rest, I never made it to Finnigan's Wake, and I saw Snakes On A Plane Saturday and watched It's Always Sunny... On Sunday night. As for the comic shop, I didn't get over there either, I'll have to do that this Wednesday. But still not a bad week all in all.
Add Comment PermalinkWake Me Up When September Begins
Justin, 8/4/2006 06:22:39 PM
I know I usually wait for the Entertainment Weekly Preview Issue, but I'm bored and so heres the tentative Fall/Holiday Movie Schedule...When EW comes out I'll re-update...And now I present to you...
Some movies coming out between September 1 and December 31:
September
Crank - 9/1 - (Jason Statham on a rampage!)
The Covenant - 9/8 - (High School kids with magic powers!)
DOA - 9/8 - (Scantily clad Jamie Pressly!)
Lucky You - 9/8 (Eric Bana as a professional gambler!)
Gridiron Gang - 9/15 - (The Rock teaches bad kids to play football!)
Last Kiss - 9/15 - (Zach Braff has an affair with Rachel Bilson!)
Black Dahlia - 9/15 - (More Film Noir with Josh Hartnett!)
JACKASS 2!!!!!!! - 9/22 - (No explanation needed.)
Fearless - 9/22 - (Jet Li's last action movie...yeah right.)
School For Scoundrels - 9/29 - (Jon Heder VS Billy Bob Thornton!)
October
Employee Of The Month - 10/6 - (Dane Cook in a rom com!)
The Departed - 10/6 - (Damon! Nicholson! Dicaprio! Wahlberg! A. Baldwin!!!!)
Killshot - 10/20 - (Mickey Rourke VS Thomas Jane!)
November
Borat:Cultural Leanings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan - 11/3 (I think the title said it all.)
Stranger Than Fiction - 11/10 - (A Will Ferrell drama!)
Casino Royale - 11/17 - (The new lame looking Bond Daniel Craig debuts!)
Tenacious D:The Pick Of Destiny - 11/17 - (The greatest band of all time in the probable greatest movie of all time!)
The Fountain - 11/24 - (Hugh 'Wolverine' Jackman teams up with Rachel Weisz!)
Deja Vu - 11/24 - (Denzel travels through time to solve a murder!)
Let's Go To Prison - 11/24 - (Will Arnett and Dax Shepard go to jail...hilarity ensues!)
Deck The Halls - 11/24 - (Danny DeVito VS Matthew Broderick in YOUR yearly Christmas themed comedy!)
December
Van Wilder 2:The Rise Of Taj - 12/1 - (Kal Penn takes center stage and transfers to Oxford University!)
The Blood Diamond - 12/15 - (Two Leo movies in one Movie Season??? Lucky us!)
Charlotte's Web - 12/22 - (Uhhhh...)
Rocky VI - 12/22 - (Stallone goes to the well once again...And comes up looking really really old and desperate.)
Night At The Museum - 12/22 - (A genuinely funny looking Ben Stiller comedic romp! With Owen Wilson!)
and many more!
Add Comment PermalinkSome movies coming out between September 1 and December 31:
September
Crank - 9/1 - (Jason Statham on a rampage!)
The Covenant - 9/8 - (High School kids with magic powers!)
DOA - 9/8 - (Scantily clad Jamie Pressly!)
Lucky You - 9/8 (Eric Bana as a professional gambler!)
Gridiron Gang - 9/15 - (The Rock teaches bad kids to play football!)
Last Kiss - 9/15 - (Zach Braff has an affair with Rachel Bilson!)
Black Dahlia - 9/15 - (More Film Noir with Josh Hartnett!)
JACKASS 2!!!!!!! - 9/22 - (No explanation needed.)
Fearless - 9/22 - (Jet Li's last action movie...yeah right.)
School For Scoundrels - 9/29 - (Jon Heder VS Billy Bob Thornton!)
October
Employee Of The Month - 10/6 - (Dane Cook in a rom com!)
The Departed - 10/6 - (Damon! Nicholson! Dicaprio! Wahlberg! A. Baldwin!!!!)
Killshot - 10/20 - (Mickey Rourke VS Thomas Jane!)
November
Borat:Cultural Leanings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan - 11/3 (I think the title said it all.)
Stranger Than Fiction - 11/10 - (A Will Ferrell drama!)
Casino Royale - 11/17 - (The new lame looking Bond Daniel Craig debuts!)
Tenacious D:The Pick Of Destiny - 11/17 - (The greatest band of all time in the probable greatest movie of all time!)
The Fountain - 11/24 - (Hugh 'Wolverine' Jackman teams up with Rachel Weisz!)
Deja Vu - 11/24 - (Denzel travels through time to solve a murder!)
Let's Go To Prison - 11/24 - (Will Arnett and Dax Shepard go to jail...hilarity ensues!)
Deck The Halls - 11/24 - (Danny DeVito VS Matthew Broderick in YOUR yearly Christmas themed comedy!)
December
Van Wilder 2:The Rise Of Taj - 12/1 - (Kal Penn takes center stage and transfers to Oxford University!)
The Blood Diamond - 12/15 - (Two Leo movies in one Movie Season??? Lucky us!)
Charlotte's Web - 12/22 - (Uhhhh...)
Rocky VI - 12/22 - (Stallone goes to the well once again...And comes up looking really really old and desperate.)
Night At The Museum - 12/22 - (A genuinely funny looking Ben Stiller comedic romp! With Owen Wilson!)
and many more!
Top 5 Ways To Beat The Summer Heat
Justin, 8/2/2006 10:53:20 PM
Its been far too long since we've had a patented WWSG Top 5 list over in these parts...so without further ado..
Top 5 Ways To Beat The Summer Heat
5.A couple hours with a Summer Blockbuster down in the air conditioned movie theater...bonus points if its a dollar theater.
4.A Chaco Taco of course.
3.A kiddie pool and a nice tall refreshing Mojito.
2.Listen to an old person go on and on and on about the heat for 15 minutes. Suddenly you realize "Hey, its not really that hot and I probably won't drop dead."
1.Seek out an ice bar like the one from Die Another Day... Like these in fact:
http://www.traveladventures.org/continents/europe/icebar.
http://www.belowzerolondon.com/icebar.html
Stay cool everybody! Just 5 more months til Christmassy snow!
Add Comment PermalinkTop 5 Ways To Beat The Summer Heat
5.A couple hours with a Summer Blockbuster down in the air conditioned movie theater...bonus points if its a dollar theater.
4.A Chaco Taco of course.
3.A kiddie pool and a nice tall refreshing Mojito.
2.Listen to an old person go on and on and on about the heat for 15 minutes. Suddenly you realize "Hey, its not really that hot and I probably won't drop dead."
1.Seek out an ice bar like the one from Die Another Day... Like these in fact:
http://www.traveladventures.org/continents/europe/icebar.
http://www.belowzerolondon.com/icebar.html
Stay cool everybody! Just 5 more months til Christmassy snow!