last night, my friend eddie and i hit up merriweather for the honda civic tour to see thrice, the get up kids and dashboard confessional. playing our usual game of Count the Asians, i spotted none other than the star of www.amytai.com: mike matozzi. i was also surprised to see justin had made the trip down (after all, they are the bert and ernie of the pop punk scene) and amy tai in all her belligerent glory.
our meeting was cut short due to security not allowing us to talk across the barriers (i was in the lawn area while mike and co. had seats). mike, always the life of the party, said nothing the whole time as he was still stunned to see me (recall that episode of simpsons where apu found out his wife just gave birth to 8 babies - that was mike).
As for the actual concert, the only right way to do this would to break it up by band. I came in just to hear the get up kids introduce themselves to an unsurprisingly young audience. nonetheless they sounded great as usual and played some of my favorite tracks from stwha and the guilt show.
simply put, thrice was amazing. they were the main reason i went as i never saw them live before. needless to say, i was not dissappointed. tippei, the japanese guitarist, was unbelievably on target with his crisp chords and eerie keyboards. my only complaints were their toned down set to accomdate the audience (i.e. an acoustic version of stare at the sun instead of the much better/harder one on the album). also, the crowd was dead, simply standing around. i guess they didn't want to ruin their brand new pleated skirts or get their collars unpopped.
finally, we have chris dashboard. don't get me wrong, i like a lot of his songs. it's just that i can't stand his new album, which he played most of his songs from. i left about three quarters of the way through.
pros: as usual, dashboard sounded good live. i also liked how he made fun of a kid wearing sunglasses at night and how he mentioned how 4 years ago when he first started, he played in a small, rundown church in college park (which was the first time i saw him). anybody notice how he during "remember to breathe" he threw in the phrase "i miss the atlantic but i am paid to mkae girls panice while i sing" (from brand new's "i will play my game beneath the spin light")
cons: besides the crappy set list, i can't stand how he stops so often to let the audience sing in his place. i didn't cough up twenty big boys to hear some nasally, out-of-tune 12 year old do your job. the man needs to get off his slacker ass and realize this is a concert, not some damn campfire sing-along. also, do you really need to go on about how great it is for your fans to write you emails and kiss your ass by telling you how much your music means to them? just sing, pussy!
all in all, decent show. i'd give it a B. also, merriweather is a great, chill place to just relax on the lawn and stare at the sky as you try to ignore the ugly, fat girl wearing hootchie clothes as she cries on about how dashboard is so sensitive.
Honda Civic Tour Review
Steve, 6/25/2004 06:11:33 PM
I also disagree with Steve, in that the massive sing alongs make for the great atmosphere at Dashboard shows. I ALWAYS see bands just come out and perform their songs like automotan droids, so watching Chris vacate the mic, come forward and just play his guitar for us while everyone in the whole place sings along is an awesome thing. And look how happy it makes the guy! This is what seperates the true fans from the ones who heard Hands Down on the radio and came because it was the cool thing to do. Plus it makes all these sad emo songs sound so happy, with 10,000 people singing them all at once...and it makes me glad that all these people are so full of emo pain. Maybe Andrew WK and Dashboard should tour together. Dboards bleak outlook and Andrews eternal optimism colliding could potentially destroy the entire venue. Maybe even the entire world.
what can i say? another great concert experience with my emo loving buddies...mike and justin.
since i have never heard of three of those bands (the first one which i've noticed no one even deemed worthy of making a comment on, which just says that suck)
then the get up kids played, and seeing as i have never heard of them, i thought they were pretty cool. very energetic and happy, and they had this great guitar instrumental piece that makes me wanna be a rock star!
thrice was a lil bit too much screaming..altho i do remember thinking the guitarist was hot (thanks steve, now i know he's japanese!)
on to the headliner:P i knew most of these songs which i was surprised, but even though i only listened to their cds a couple of times, the tunes are catchy so they're easy to remember. and its so great when pple sing along and get into it, then u dont feel like a dork for swaying to the music and tapping ur feet along with everyone else. i'd say chris is cooler in person, it made me go home and listen to his cd again..and i like it soo much more now! thanks u guys for helping me explore new music!
since i have never heard of three of those bands (the first one which i've noticed no one even deemed worthy of making a comment on, which just says that suck)
then the get up kids played, and seeing as i have never heard of them, i thought they were pretty cool. very energetic and happy, and they had this great guitar instrumental piece that makes me wanna be a rock star!
thrice was a lil bit too much screaming..altho i do remember thinking the guitarist was hot (thanks steve, now i know he's japanese!)
on to the headliner:P i knew most of these songs which i was surprised, but even though i only listened to their cds a couple of times, the tunes are catchy so they're easy to remember. and its so great when pple sing along and get into it, then u dont feel like a dork for swaying to the music and tapping ur feet along with everyone else. i'd say chris is cooler in person, it made me go home and listen to his cd again..and i like it soo much more now! thanks u guys for helping me explore new music!
Our pleasure Amy! And for the record, the openers Head Automatica were bizarre and sucked, with the lead singer making Cyndi Lauper like screeches into the mic every 15 seconds.
Add Comment PermalinkAdult Happy Meal
Mike, 6/21/2004 06:47:30 PM
I decided to venture into McDonalds to try their response to the Super Size Me brew-ha-ha: The Adult Happy Meal.
The Adult Happy Meal consists of salad, drink, and step-o-meter. Unfortunately, no pornography is provided along with the meal to make it truly "adult." As you might have guessed, I picked up the meal for the stepometer which I promptly affixed to my belt when I got home. It's not the most stylish accessory, but for some reason, counting the number of steps I take is rather amusing.
As for the salad, I decided to ride the health craze with a Ranch Bacon salad with crispy chicken. While nearing completion of the meal, I felt a stabbing pain in my left arm, but I figured that was just all the nutrious ingredients taking effect and I continued eating. The salad was actually pretty good, I'd rate it a peg higher than Wendy's. There was also room in the salad lid to actually mix the dressing in and shake it up (unlike Wendys). The chicken was warm, which was a nice touch.
This whole endeavor cost me $5.86, which I didn't think was too bad considering the salad, drink, and adult toy (the stepometer, that is). All in all, stomach staples may be more effective for our more obese readers (although I don't actually know an obese reader of this site) but for somebody looking for a dosage of ruffage and chicken for lunch, this meal'll hit the spot. Needed more porn though.
Add Comment PermalinkThe Adult Happy Meal consists of salad, drink, and step-o-meter. Unfortunately, no pornography is provided along with the meal to make it truly "adult." As you might have guessed, I picked up the meal for the stepometer which I promptly affixed to my belt when I got home. It's not the most stylish accessory, but for some reason, counting the number of steps I take is rather amusing.
As for the salad, I decided to ride the health craze with a Ranch Bacon salad with crispy chicken. While nearing completion of the meal, I felt a stabbing pain in my left arm, but I figured that was just all the nutrious ingredients taking effect and I continued eating. The salad was actually pretty good, I'd rate it a peg higher than Wendy's. There was also room in the salad lid to actually mix the dressing in and shake it up (unlike Wendys). The chicken was warm, which was a nice touch.
This whole endeavor cost me $5.86, which I didn't think was too bad considering the salad, drink, and adult toy (the stepometer, that is). All in all, stomach staples may be more effective for our more obese readers (although I don't actually know an obese reader of this site) but for somebody looking for a dosage of ruffage and chicken for lunch, this meal'll hit the spot. Needed more porn though.
Legends Of Springsteen!
Justin, 6/17/2004 10:53:37 PM
It was like the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. Springsteen was in town giving a concert. I couldn't afford the tickets so I'm in this bar drowning my sorrows and suddenly the door bangs open and who walks in but the man himself! I mean I had always heard stories about the Boss showing up in some small bar, but come on...I never thought it would happen to me.
He musta been up there for like 15 hours! He played every song he ever wrote, and one of my all time favorites...
(Cuts to Springsteen singing 99 bottles of beer).
But that was nothing, right after hes done playing he grabs a pail and mop and starts washing the floors...I mean he was really scrubbing! And if that ain't enough he refills all the ketchup bottles!
And the next morning when I woke up I had been freshly shaved, manicured, and my shoes had been shined! And they call James Brown the hardest working man in show business.
Add Comment PermalinkHe musta been up there for like 15 hours! He played every song he ever wrote, and one of my all time favorites...
(Cuts to Springsteen singing 99 bottles of beer).
But that was nothing, right after hes done playing he grabs a pail and mop and starts washing the floors...I mean he was really scrubbing! And if that ain't enough he refills all the ketchup bottles!
And the next morning when I woke up I had been freshly shaved, manicured, and my shoes had been shined! And they call James Brown the hardest working man in show business.
Top 5 Climactic Movie Speeches Ever
Justin, 6/17/2004 11:27:56 PM
But first the worst speech ever...
The Matrix Reloaded - Architect - Nonsensical explanation and downfall of the entire film series speech
And now...The Top 5!
5.The Replacements - Gene Hackman - Final Voiceover
4.Say Anything - John Cusack - The "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." Speech
3.Mallrats - Jason Lee - Brodie's impassioned plee to Renee...("You have something that belongs to me...my heart")
2.Independence Day - Bill Pullman - "Today...Is our Independence Day!" Speech.
1.Eurotrip - Scott Mechlowicz - The Speech to Mieke...and now for the first time ever...the entire speech, transcribed for you...my loyal readers.
"Mieke, I'm here, I made it!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Scott from Ohio."
"Scott? Scott Thomas?"
"Yes."
"What are you doing here?"
"I came here to be with you. Listen I just travelled all the way across Europe. I-I got chased by naked men...I ate brownies with absolutely no drugs in them...I watched a brother and sister make out...I kicked a robot in the balls...but I did it all so that I could tell you one thing...I love you Mieke. We are perfect for each other! Whatta ya think?"
"I think..."
(Cuts to them fucking.)
The Matrix Reloaded - Architect - Nonsensical explanation and downfall of the entire film series speech
And now...The Top 5!
5.The Replacements - Gene Hackman - Final Voiceover
4.Say Anything - John Cusack - The "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." Speech
3.Mallrats - Jason Lee - Brodie's impassioned plee to Renee...("You have something that belongs to me...my heart")
2.Independence Day - Bill Pullman - "Today...Is our Independence Day!" Speech.
1.Eurotrip - Scott Mechlowicz - The Speech to Mieke...and now for the first time ever...the entire speech, transcribed for you...my loyal readers.
"Mieke, I'm here, I made it!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Scott from Ohio."
"Scott? Scott Thomas?"
"Yes."
"What are you doing here?"
"I came here to be with you. Listen I just travelled all the way across Europe. I-I got chased by naked men...I ate brownies with absolutely no drugs in them...I watched a brother and sister make out...I kicked a robot in the balls...but I did it all so that I could tell you one thing...I love you Mieke. We are perfect for each other! Whatta ya think?"
"I think..."
(Cuts to them fucking.)
i just watched this movie over the wkend! (u forgot to mention they were having sex...in a confessionals box!)
Add Comment PermalinkDriving
Justin, 6/16/2004 08:16:10 AM
Synopsis of my day: June 14, 2004
9:30 AM---Purchased ticket to Newfound Glory's MTV Hard Rock Cafe taping in Orlando Florida for June 15, 2004 at 9:00 PM.
9:57 AM---Left house for Florida
10:16AM---Got on I-95 South
12:00PM---Crossed the Fort McHenry tunnel, passing Baltimore
12:58PM---Crossed into VA
1:59PM---Gas Stop
2:17PM---Back on Road
4:20PM---Arrived NC
4:33PM---Gave up, turned around.
8:16PM---Arrived back in Baltimore, utterly defeated
Add Comment Permalink9:30 AM---Purchased ticket to Newfound Glory's MTV Hard Rock Cafe taping in Orlando Florida for June 15, 2004 at 9:00 PM.
9:57 AM---Left house for Florida
10:16AM---Got on I-95 South
12:00PM---Crossed the Fort McHenry tunnel, passing Baltimore
12:58PM---Crossed into VA
1:59PM---Gas Stop
2:17PM---Back on Road
4:20PM---Arrived NC
4:33PM---Gave up, turned around.
8:16PM---Arrived back in Baltimore, utterly defeated
What Iceland Says Goes
RJ, 6/5/2004 08:54:59 AM
Thatīs right, iīm getting all 500 kronar out of this art museum. Sure, i spent my first 45 minutes looking at some lovely expressionist artwork, mostly watercolors, from some frederico guy. But then i saw the open computer terminal, and have been surfing for porn in the cafe lobby for the better part of the last half hour...
Iceland has been a fine place really, a shame
Anyhoo, I suppose i finished checking out some of those other websites like maddox, ontion, and the like. Letīs here it for the indoors after many days of hiking.
PEACE
Add Comment PermalinkIceland has been a fine place really, a shame
Anyhoo, I suppose i finished checking out some of those other websites like maddox, ontion, and the like. Letīs here it for the indoors after many days of hiking.
PEACE
Cicadas
Mike, 6/2/2004 05:19:50 PM
Of late, the Baltimore-DC area has been infested with these flying locusts:

Many people have been looking forward to this event with excitement and bated breath for the last 17 years. These people are idiots. These giant flying bugs are everywhere... in the air and more frequently dead and squished on the ground. Despite the fact that they make a deafeningly loud noise, they can still manage to sneak up and hitch a ride on your shoulder when you least expect it. This plague seems to have no ecological significance except to the locust itself. If they only appear once every 17 years, they're not really part of the food chain. Fortunately, man's propensity to cover all he holds dear in asphalt has dramatically reduced the number of locusts in the urban areas, however the farther out you get the more tenacious these bugs become. I mean, I guess they really don't do any harm to anyone, but they are pretty gross. Why can't we get a 17 year plague of Victoria's Secret models?
Ah well, I guess the upside of this onslaught of critters is that it serves as a good reminder to man that he is still at the mercy of mother nature. But rememer:
The only good bug is a dead bug!

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Many people have been looking forward to this event with excitement and bated breath for the last 17 years. These people are idiots. These giant flying bugs are everywhere... in the air and more frequently dead and squished on the ground. Despite the fact that they make a deafeningly loud noise, they can still manage to sneak up and hitch a ride on your shoulder when you least expect it. This plague seems to have no ecological significance except to the locust itself. If they only appear once every 17 years, they're not really part of the food chain. Fortunately, man's propensity to cover all he holds dear in asphalt has dramatically reduced the number of locusts in the urban areas, however the farther out you get the more tenacious these bugs become. I mean, I guess they really don't do any harm to anyone, but they are pretty gross. Why can't we get a 17 year plague of Victoria's Secret models?
Ah well, I guess the upside of this onslaught of critters is that it serves as a good reminder to man that he is still at the mercy of mother nature. But rememer:
The only good bug is a dead bug!

This was the first time I'd ever been to the Merriweather Post Pavilion and I must say I was pretty impressed surprised by its rural theme... parking in grass, all wood-looking concession stands, surrounded by forest and dirt road; but even so, let's not forget it's another ClearChannel abhoration made to ensure a vanilla concert experience no matter what state you're in.
I'd have to rate quality of surprise concert-goers to be high; I never expected to see Steve since I didn't think he liked Dashboard that much. His above review pretty much seals that theory up. I was left searching for words after that encounter and knew I was in for a magical evening.
Oh yeah, the bands...
The Getup Kids played an excellent but short set, what can I say, a while back I saw these guys headline and Thrice was way down on the bill opening for them, now they're playing a half hour spot to a half dazed crowd before Thrice. They emote and rock at once like no other, and have that unique, crisp, midwest-punk sound that makes them standout in a genre full of copycats.
Thrice wasn't bad, but I didn't know any of their songs. I also felt the lead singer was emoting a bit too much for hardcore-esque band.
Dashboard played a pretty lengthy set including 'classics' Hands Down, Remember to Breathe, Sharp Hint of New Tears, Swiss Army Romance, Turpentine Chaser, Again I go Unnoticed, Screaming Infidelities, Brilliant Dance, Best Deceptions, Saints and Sailors, The Good Fight, and Places You Have Come to Fear the Most along with new songs Rapid Hope Loss, As Lovers Go, Carry This Picture, Bend and Not Break, So Beautiful, Hey Girl, Vindicated, and So Long (I think). Emo incarnate Chris Carabba sung his heart out and at least seemed pretty into the show. He also gave a nice nod to Brand New while bending around some of the bridge in Remember to Breathe. It didn't surpass the time I saw Dashboard at the legendary Electric Factory show (where all of So Impossible EP was played as an encore) but it was right up there, with a good mix of new and old songs.
Keep on emoting, my emo army of the undead!