The concerts ebbed and flowed as usual this year: a long dull summer followed by a storm of good fall shows. Here's the ones I enjoyed most:
Top 5 Concerts
5. Stellastarr* @ Johnny Brendas, 11/10
4. Presidents of the United States of America / Ludo @ The Troc, 3/26
3. Weezer @ The Borgata, 9/26
2. Airborne Toxic Event / The Ting Tings @ TLA, 12/7
1. Black Kids @ The First Unitarian, 9/29
Top 5 Concerts of 2008
Mike, 12/31/2008 08:26:26 PM
Category: Top Ten
Top Ten Movies of 2008
Mike, 12/31/2008 08:37:14 PM
Since I'm probably not going to see another movie in the next 4 hours, I think it's time to drop my 2008 list on the world (wide web). It was a pretty rough year... I can only imagine what the Oscar films will be, there truly wasn't much art in the cinema to be consumed. Not only wasn't there any artistic cinema achievement, there weren't even too many action or comedy winners; it seemed everything fell under the shadow of The Dark Knight. Still, there was a handful of standouts...
Top Ten of 2008
10. Tropic Thunder
9. The Dark Knight
8. Hamlet 2
7. Be Kind Rewind
6. The Bank Job
5. Wall-e
4. Choke
3. In Bruges
2. Slumdog Millionaire
1. Pineapple Express
Worst 5
5. Babylon AD
4. Speed Racer
3. Swing Vote
2. Surfer Dude
1. The X-Files 2
Top Ten of 2008
10. Tropic Thunder
9. The Dark Knight
8. Hamlet 2
7. Be Kind Rewind
6. The Bank Job
5. Wall-e
4. Choke
3. In Bruges
2. Slumdog Millionaire
1. Pineapple Express
Worst 5
5. Babylon AD
4. Speed Racer
3. Swing Vote
2. Surfer Dude
1. The X-Files 2
Justin's Top Ten Movies Of The Year
10.Wanted
9.Slumdog Millionaire
8.Fool's Gold
7.Choke
6.The Dark Knight
5.Wall-E
4.Role Models
3.Tropic Thunder
2.In Bruges
1.Pineapple Express
Justin's Worst Ten Movies Of The Year
10.Righteous Kill
9.Burn After Reading
8.Hancock
7.Forbidden Kingdom
6.Drillbit Taylor
5.Swing Vote
4.Surfer, Dude
3.X-Files 2
2.88 Minutes
1.Nick And Nora's Infinite Playlist
10.Wanted
9.Slumdog Millionaire
8.Fool's Gold
7.Choke
6.The Dark Knight
5.Wall-E
4.Role Models
3.Tropic Thunder
2.In Bruges
1.Pineapple Express
Justin's Worst Ten Movies Of The Year
10.Righteous Kill
9.Burn After Reading
8.Hancock
7.Forbidden Kingdom
6.Drillbit Taylor
5.Swing Vote
4.Surfer, Dude
3.X-Files 2
2.88 Minutes
1.Nick And Nora's Infinite Playlist
Dude wheres the rest of your Worst list? What gives?
The real worst movie of the year is Sex And The City:The Movie, but I didn't actually see it, so I didn't know if it could be on my list officially.
Ah, whoops... my worst movies: 10 through 6:
10. Max Payne
9. Rocknrolla
8. Forbidden Kingdom
7. Righteous Kill
6. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
I included Max Payne in this list just because I thought it was a total waste of special effects; it could have been so much better. Also, I just didn't have the heart to include 88 Minutes on the bottom list. For the $1 I spent on it, it certainly gave us some humorous memories. Viva Briarwood Dollar Theater!
Add Comment Permalink10. Max Payne
9. Rocknrolla
8. Forbidden Kingdom
7. Righteous Kill
6. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
I included Max Payne in this list just because I thought it was a total waste of special effects; it could have been so much better. Also, I just didn't have the heart to include 88 Minutes on the bottom list. For the $1 I spent on it, it certainly gave us some humorous memories. Viva Briarwood Dollar Theater!
Category: Top Ten
The Bestest Shows Of The Fiscal Year 2008
Justin, 12/30/2008 09:37:42 PM
Strike shortened though it was, there was still plenty of good...no GREAT television to be watched over the last 365 days.
So heres how my list plays out.
Theres L O S T, and then theres everything else.
L O S T is so many leaps and bounds above and beyond anything else on television, that it doesn't even belong on any list. So it wouldn't be fair to even put it on the list.
So heres my Top Ten TV Shows Of 2008...After L O S T. (Last years positions are in parenthesis.)
1.It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2)
2.30 Rock (5)
3.House (6)
4.The Office (3)
5.My Boys (-)
6.Burn Notice (8)
7.Saturday Night Live (-)
8.The Shield (-)
9.Aqua Teen Hunger Force (-)
10.Dinner:Impossible (-)
Falling off my list is Peep Show, Family Guy, South Park, Scrubs, and Entourage. Peep Show I just didn't get to watch all of because of its not being on TV in America and I didn't feel right ranking it, but it is still as funny if not funnier.
Family Guy and South Park kind of fell off and for me it came down to ATHF or Family Guy, and I chose ATHF based on the pure AWESOMENESS of the whole heretofore unseen continuous arc where the Aqua Teen's landlord Marcula imprisoned them, leaving Carl to deal with even weirder situations alone in New Jersey. That and just because Family Guy was definitely funnier last year and I know it could be better.
Scrubs is simply a shell of what it once was and denied its real ending, so now it drags on for another season on ABC.
Finally, I don't have HBO, so I didn't see any new Entourage episodes.
As for my actual list, nothing more can be said about the greatness of Sunny...same goes for 30 Rock, House, and The Office.
The new season of My Boys was really enjoyable and the cliff-hanger left me wanting more.
SNL is really funny again, and I actually go out of my way to TIVO it on Saturday nights.
The final season of The Shield was just some of the most intense TV I've EVER seen, and the ending was an amazing and sensical way to wrap it all up.
Burn Notice is jolly good fun, so check it out when it comes back in a couple weeks.
And finally the new chef on Dinner:Impossible, Michael Symon is great and the show is just impossible not to watch.
I really just wish I was writing a list that included the new season of Bradley Cooper's Kitchen Confidential. But it will just have to live on in the 13 episode boxed set on my shelf.
So heres how my list plays out.
Theres L O S T, and then theres everything else.
L O S T is so many leaps and bounds above and beyond anything else on television, that it doesn't even belong on any list. So it wouldn't be fair to even put it on the list.
So heres my Top Ten TV Shows Of 2008...After L O S T. (Last years positions are in parenthesis.)
1.It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2)
2.30 Rock (5)
3.House (6)
4.The Office (3)
5.My Boys (-)
6.Burn Notice (8)
7.Saturday Night Live (-)
8.The Shield (-)
9.Aqua Teen Hunger Force (-)
10.Dinner:Impossible (-)
Falling off my list is Peep Show, Family Guy, South Park, Scrubs, and Entourage. Peep Show I just didn't get to watch all of because of its not being on TV in America and I didn't feel right ranking it, but it is still as funny if not funnier.
Family Guy and South Park kind of fell off and for me it came down to ATHF or Family Guy, and I chose ATHF based on the pure AWESOMENESS of the whole heretofore unseen continuous arc where the Aqua Teen's landlord Marcula imprisoned them, leaving Carl to deal with even weirder situations alone in New Jersey. That and just because Family Guy was definitely funnier last year and I know it could be better.
Scrubs is simply a shell of what it once was and denied its real ending, so now it drags on for another season on ABC.
Finally, I don't have HBO, so I didn't see any new Entourage episodes.
As for my actual list, nothing more can be said about the greatness of Sunny...same goes for 30 Rock, House, and The Office.
The new season of My Boys was really enjoyable and the cliff-hanger left me wanting more.
SNL is really funny again, and I actually go out of my way to TIVO it on Saturday nights.
The final season of The Shield was just some of the most intense TV I've EVER seen, and the ending was an amazing and sensical way to wrap it all up.
Burn Notice is jolly good fun, so check it out when it comes back in a couple weeks.
And finally the new chef on Dinner:Impossible, Michael Symon is great and the show is just impossible not to watch.
I really just wish I was writing a list that included the new season of Bradley Cooper's Kitchen Confidential. But it will just have to live on in the 13 episode boxed set on my shelf.
I agree with many of Justin's sentiments. I included Peep Show, because hey, it's a new digital age and I watched the whole season. Couldn't agree more with his assessment of Family Guy: capable of better work. Also, I almost had Entourage on my list because the most recent season finished very very strong, but still, the general premise is getting old and the series is starting to retread the same ground. Finally, if I have cite any cooking show as awesome, it would have to be Top Chef. It's the one reality show I can stomach. Har har.
That said...
Top 10 Tv Shows
10. Peep Show [UK] (7)
9. Aqua Teen Hunger Force (*)
8. Fringe (*)
7. Real Time with Bill Maher (*)
6. Mad Men (*)
5. The Office (3)
4. House (6)
3. 30 Rock (8)
2. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2)
1. LOST (1)
That said...
Top 10 Tv Shows
10. Peep Show [UK] (7)
9. Aqua Teen Hunger Force (*)
8. Fringe (*)
7. Real Time with Bill Maher (*)
6. Mad Men (*)
5. The Office (3)
4. House (6)
3. 30 Rock (8)
2. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2)
1. LOST (1)
Oh and Sex And The City is still the worst show of all time. No new episodes I know, but they did make that movie. Burn in hell Kim Cattrall.
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Gentleman, Start Your Engines...Top Ten Albums Of 2008
Justin, 12/29/2008 09:09:41 PM
Once again it's that time of the year faithful readers! Mike and I post our Year End Top Ten Lists and tell you what goes! We're kicking it off with the best CD's this year...so without any further build up I give you....
Justin's Top Ten Albums Of The Year:
1.The Academy Is... - Fast Times At Barrington High
2.The Airborne Toxic Event - (self titled)
3.Jack's Mannequin - The Glass Passenger
4.Weezer - The Red Album
5.Coldplay - Viva La Vida
6.Presidents Of The United States Of America - These Are The Good Times People
7.Straylight Run - Un Mas Dos EP
8.My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade Is Dead!
9.The All-American Rejects - When It All Comes Down
10.The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
Justin's Top Ten Albums Of The Year:
1.The Academy Is... - Fast Times At Barrington High
2.The Airborne Toxic Event - (self titled)
3.Jack's Mannequin - The Glass Passenger
4.Weezer - The Red Album
5.Coldplay - Viva La Vida
6.Presidents Of The United States Of America - These Are The Good Times People
7.Straylight Run - Un Mas Dos EP
8.My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade Is Dead!
9.The All-American Rejects - When It All Comes Down
10.The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
And my list:
10. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
9. Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
8. Matt Pryor - Confidence Man
7. Throw Me The Statue - Moonbeams
6. The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
5. Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
4. Ludo - You're Awful, I Love You
3. Los Campesinos - Hold on Now, Youngster
2. Black Kids - Partie Traumatic
1. The Airborne Toxic Event - (Self Titled)
I'd also like to point out one great CD I missed in 2007: Coconut Records - Nighttiming. On the flip side of things, one CD from 2008 that could be great but I just haven't had the chance to dig into: The Hold Steady - Stay Positive.
10. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
9. Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
8. Matt Pryor - Confidence Man
7. Throw Me The Statue - Moonbeams
6. The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
5. Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
4. Ludo - You're Awful, I Love You
3. Los Campesinos - Hold on Now, Youngster
2. Black Kids - Partie Traumatic
1. The Airborne Toxic Event - (Self Titled)
I'd also like to point out one great CD I missed in 2007: Coconut Records - Nighttiming. On the flip side of things, one CD from 2008 that could be great but I just haven't had the chance to dig into: The Hold Steady - Stay Positive.
My actual favorite CD of the year is Motion City Soundtrack's - Even If It Kills Me. Came out last year, got it this year, listened to it non stop. Great record. Mike's turned all indie on me though. See you on the other side man.
Worst Band Ever: Coldplay
Yeah, like thats even close to a believable comment when Nickelback is out there somewhere.
I heard that if you fall asleep with your headphones on, Nickelback may steal your soul.
I Heard Chad Kroeger made a deal with satan and after Nickelback has its sixth platinum album, hes going to collect on his deal, and then Kroeger has to become a demon that collects souls at NASCAR races.
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Top Ten Christmas Movies
Mike, 12/25/2008 03:51:22 PM
Four years ago, Justin posted his Top Ten Holiday Movies. I've spent the last four years considering what he wrote, contemplating my own preferences, and reflecting on the true meaning of the holidays. Finally, I've prepared my response:
10. Nightmare Before Christmas
9. Scrooged
8. Surviving Christmas
7. A Christmas Story
6. Reindeer Games
5. Bad Santa
4. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
3. Love Actually
2. Die Hard
1. Gremlins
As one might expect, Ben Affleck reigns supreme over this list. Also, I might have rated Nightmare Before Christmas higher but I still can't figure out if that is a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie.
So there you have it. I challenged you to find a better Christmas story than the tale of a teen who gets the gift of a furry, anthropomorphic teddy bear-looking creature and is then forced to fight its spawned hoard of hideous reptilian killing machines that take over his town, all while trying to nail Phoebe Cates.
10. Nightmare Before Christmas
9. Scrooged
8. Surviving Christmas
7. A Christmas Story
6. Reindeer Games
5. Bad Santa
4. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
3. Love Actually
2. Die Hard
1. Gremlins
As one might expect, Ben Affleck reigns supreme over this list. Also, I might have rated Nightmare Before Christmas higher but I still can't figure out if that is a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie.
So there you have it. I challenged you to find a better Christmas story than the tale of a teen who gets the gift of a furry, anthropomorphic teddy bear-looking creature and is then forced to fight its spawned hoard of hideous reptilian killing machines that take over his town, all while trying to nail Phoebe Cates.
I'll give you National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, but Gremlins as numero uno? C'mon!
Add Comment PermalinkTwo Years Later I Finally Have the Guts to Say: Casino Royale Makes No Sense
Mike, 12/22/2008 12:10:04 AM
When Casino Royale came out, critics and fans alike fawned over the reboot of the Bond franchise. This dark, more emotional, more realistic Bond was surely what the ancient franchise needed to get back on track. However, as years passed, and the plot of CR started to get filled in by the sequel, Quantum of Solace, I think it has become clear that Royale is not a philosophical reboot of the series in the vein of Batman Begins, but remains business as usual for the Bond series: an enjoyable movie with a silly, absurd plot.
Exhibit A: Vesper Lynd's Algerian Boyfriend. QoS reveals that Vesper's boyfriend worked for Quantum all along and had the task of turning intelligence agency employees. But what are the odds that the accountant Vesper would be of any use to Quantum? How would they know she'd end up at a high stakes poker game put on by their arms dealer? Absurd.
Exhibit B: The Players at the Poker Game. Why would La Chiffre allow Bond and Felix Leiter into his high stakes game? How could Mi6 and the CIA find any way to come up with any sort of plausible cover? Multimillionaire poker pros just appear out of nowhere for this diabolical game? And who are the rest of these shady characters?
Exhibit C: Quantum. How can this giant secret organization exist (who seemingly every bad guy and a few good guys work for) without Mi6 even knowing its name? They can build an in-car defibrillator/poison analyzer but they have no idea that Quantum is out there running the show?
Exhibit D: The Password to the Wire Transfer. Why is Vesper so impressed that Bond used her name as the password? How does this make him the ultimate man?
Add Comment PermalinkExhibit A: Vesper Lynd's Algerian Boyfriend. QoS reveals that Vesper's boyfriend worked for Quantum all along and had the task of turning intelligence agency employees. But what are the odds that the accountant Vesper would be of any use to Quantum? How would they know she'd end up at a high stakes poker game put on by their arms dealer? Absurd.
Exhibit B: The Players at the Poker Game. Why would La Chiffre allow Bond and Felix Leiter into his high stakes game? How could Mi6 and the CIA find any way to come up with any sort of plausible cover? Multimillionaire poker pros just appear out of nowhere for this diabolical game? And who are the rest of these shady characters?
Exhibit C: Quantum. How can this giant secret organization exist (who seemingly every bad guy and a few good guys work for) without Mi6 even knowing its name? They can build an in-car defibrillator/poison analyzer but they have no idea that Quantum is out there running the show?
Exhibit D: The Password to the Wire Transfer. Why is Vesper so impressed that Bond used her name as the password? How does this make him the ultimate man?
Dessert Tour Of Philadelphia
Justin, 12/21/2008 01:16:40 AM
So tonight Irene suggested I should make a Top Ten Meals Of The Year List, but that seemed too hard...so I now present the next best thing...
Top 7 Desserts In Philly!
7.Electric Factory (421 N Seventh St) - Funnel Cake - Just ask Aaron McLean.
6.Buddakan (325 Chestnut Street) - Banana Cookie Tower - Rummy Bananas and Caramel and Chocolate all in an eatable Cookie bowl/cup/thingy...it sounds wacky...but its mad delectable. Trust me, it rocks.
5.The Chart House (555 South Columbus Blvd.) - Hot Chocolate Lava Cake - There may be other exploding Lava Cakes around town, but this is the master and destroyer. Decadent hot chocolate coming out of the moistest choco cake this side of Candyland. Plus that scoop o' ice cream melting down in it...its magic. Trust me.
4.The Saloon (750 S. Seventh St.) - Chocolate Chip Cheesecake - The creamiest New York style Cheesecake I've ever had...and I've had NY style cheesecake in New York City. Seriously you'll jizz in your pants.
3.Distrito (3945 Chestnut Street) - Churros - 9 mini churros (enough for 2 peeps) with a scoop of Coffee Ice Cream and a shooter of Mexican Hot Chocolate...AKA the best chocolate thats ever gone into my mouth ever. I seriously just picked up the glass and drank it when I had no more churros to dip into it. Just friggin fantastical.
2.Beau Monde (624 S 6th St.) - Dessert Crepe - You can pick from a slew of fillings at Beau Monde to fill your wildest dessert fantasies, but I highly suggest Nutella, Bananas, and Hazelnut Ice Cream...or Grand Marnier...or The Pear one...or all of it. Its all good. One bite and your transported to the South of France though...and thats a helluva Crepe.
1.Pod (3636 Sansom St.) - Fluffernutter Spring Rolls - Best. Dessert. Ever. If you've never had them, your life is not worth living. Drop what your doing and go now bitches.
Add Comment PermalinkTop 7 Desserts In Philly!
7.Electric Factory (421 N Seventh St) - Funnel Cake - Just ask Aaron McLean.
6.Buddakan (325 Chestnut Street) - Banana Cookie Tower - Rummy Bananas and Caramel and Chocolate all in an eatable Cookie bowl/cup/thingy...it sounds wacky...but its mad delectable. Trust me, it rocks.
5.The Chart House (555 South Columbus Blvd.) - Hot Chocolate Lava Cake - There may be other exploding Lava Cakes around town, but this is the master and destroyer. Decadent hot chocolate coming out of the moistest choco cake this side of Candyland. Plus that scoop o' ice cream melting down in it...its magic. Trust me.
4.The Saloon (750 S. Seventh St.) - Chocolate Chip Cheesecake - The creamiest New York style Cheesecake I've ever had...and I've had NY style cheesecake in New York City. Seriously you'll jizz in your pants.
3.Distrito (3945 Chestnut Street) - Churros - 9 mini churros (enough for 2 peeps) with a scoop of Coffee Ice Cream and a shooter of Mexican Hot Chocolate...AKA the best chocolate thats ever gone into my mouth ever. I seriously just picked up the glass and drank it when I had no more churros to dip into it. Just friggin fantastical.
2.Beau Monde (624 S 6th St.) - Dessert Crepe - You can pick from a slew of fillings at Beau Monde to fill your wildest dessert fantasies, but I highly suggest Nutella, Bananas, and Hazelnut Ice Cream...or Grand Marnier...or The Pear one...or all of it. Its all good. One bite and your transported to the South of France though...and thats a helluva Crepe.
1.Pod (3636 Sansom St.) - Fluffernutter Spring Rolls - Best. Dessert. Ever. If you've never had them, your life is not worth living. Drop what your doing and go now bitches.
5.My Chemical Romance/Taking Back Sunday @ Electric Factory - 5/6
4.Jack's Mannequin @ TLA - 11/18
3.Weezer @ The Borgata - 9/26
2.Pearl Jam @ Tweeter Center - 6/20
1.Coldplay @ Wachovia Center - 7/25