Well judging by our Top Tens its evident Mike and I saw several of the same movies. But we also missed a few, and these slip ups almost cost us the quest.
1.Eulogy - When Mike and I went to catch Eulogy as part 2 of a double after The Incredibles we didn't count on the theaters print going all wonky during the previews (Of National Lampoons Golddiggers no less!). The show was cancelled and we received refunds. But Mike would never get to see the movie, as it was only playing in Plymouth Meeting, PA and Las Vegas, NV. I would return 6 days later with Jason Gordon to view it (we were the only ones in the theater unfortunately).
2.Eurotrip/Broken Lizard's Club Dread - After a night of hard drinking and playing Pac-Man in Baltimore, my stomach was in terrible terrible pain. So instead of seeing Eurotrip with Mike and BMD, I was forced to drive back to PA. The next week I saw Eurotrip (but had I seen Eurotrip with them, I would have seen Club Dread in its place the next week). Club Dread only lasted in theaters for 2 weeks sadly.
3.The Village - Me and a girl I was liking went over to AMC Neshaminy 24 to catch The Village, but we had underestimated the drawing power of M. Night Shymalan and it was sold out. So I vowed never to see it with anyone other than her...we never ended up going to see it.
4.The Alamo - When Mike and RJ went to see The Alamo, they were informed that the print was in fact broken and couldn't be shown. I've only heard of what happened next, but legend has it RJ threw his wallet down on the ground and loudly proclaimed "WELL NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!" The boys were rewarded with free passes to The Punisher, but The Alamo would never been viewed.
5.The Last Shot - Matthew Broderick and Alec Baldwins opus was only playing at a couple art house theaters in town, and getting people to drive to the city to see a movie is like pulling teeth. Given a choice between this and Johnny Knoxvilles A Dirty Shame, I could only score one, and Johnny won out.
Speedbumps On The Road To 100
Justin, 12/31/2004 01:06:33 PM
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Justin, 12/31/2004 12:48:21 PM
Top Ten Movies
10.Shaun Of The Dead
9.Eurotrip
8.Eulogy
7.The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
6.Kill Bill Volume 2
5.Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
4.Starsky And Hutch
3.Big Fish
2.Anchorman:The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
1.Garden State
Honorable Mentions (Just Missed The List)
3.Meet The Fockers
2.Collateral
1.Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Bottom Of The Barrel Ten
10.Bridget Jones:The Edge Of Reason
9.The Prince And Me
8.First Daughter
7.Envy
6.Alfie
5.Little Black Book
4.Alexander
3.Shark Tale
2.Catwoman
1.Open Water
Top Ten TV Shows
10.Friends
9.$40 Dollars A Day
8.24
7.Celebrity Poker Showdown
6.Chappelle's Show
5.Desperate Housewives
4.Aqua Teen Hunger Force
3.Arrested Development
2.Scrubs
1.The OC
Top Ten Albums (Yes, there were more than 10 albums released this year)
10.Homegrown - When It All Comes Down EP
9.Littlest Man Band - Better Book Ends
8.The Matches - E. Von Dahl Killed The Locals
7.I Can Make A Mess Like Nobodys Business - (Self titled)
6.Saves The Day - Ups And Downs
5.Straylight Run - (Self titled)
4.Incubus - A Crow Left Of The Murder
3.Jimmy Eat World - Futures
2.Taking Back Sunday - Where You Want To Be
1.Midtown - Forget What You Know
Add Comment Permalink10.Shaun Of The Dead
9.Eurotrip
8.Eulogy
7.The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
6.Kill Bill Volume 2
5.Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
4.Starsky And Hutch
3.Big Fish
2.Anchorman:The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
1.Garden State
Honorable Mentions (Just Missed The List)
3.Meet The Fockers
2.Collateral
1.Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Bottom Of The Barrel Ten
10.Bridget Jones:The Edge Of Reason
9.The Prince And Me
8.First Daughter
7.Envy
6.Alfie
5.Little Black Book
4.Alexander
3.Shark Tale
2.Catwoman
1.Open Water
Top Ten TV Shows
10.Friends
9.$40 Dollars A Day
8.24
7.Celebrity Poker Showdown
6.Chappelle's Show
5.Desperate Housewives
4.Aqua Teen Hunger Force
3.Arrested Development
2.Scrubs
1.The OC
Top Ten Albums (Yes, there were more than 10 albums released this year)
10.Homegrown - When It All Comes Down EP
9.Littlest Man Band - Better Book Ends
8.The Matches - E. Von Dahl Killed The Locals
7.I Can Make A Mess Like Nobodys Business - (Self titled)
6.Saves The Day - Ups And Downs
5.Straylight Run - (Self titled)
4.Incubus - A Crow Left Of The Murder
3.Jimmy Eat World - Futures
2.Taking Back Sunday - Where You Want To Be
1.Midtown - Forget What You Know
Category: Top Ten
Top Ten
Mike, 12/31/2004 12:25:23 PM
Top Ten Movies
10. Baadassss!
9. Mean Girls
8. Shaun of the Dead
7. Starsky and Hutch
6. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
5. Big Fish
4. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
3. Kill Bill Volume 2
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
1. Garden State
Honorable Mention
1. Eurotrip
2. I Heart Huckabees
3. Sideways
Bottom Ten Movies
10. Scooby Doo 2
9. Catwoman
8. Garfield
7. Bridget Jones 2
6. Christmas with the Kranks
5. Napoleon Dynamite
4. Chronicles of Riddick
3. Van Helsing
2. A Shark Tale
1. Little Black Book
Top 10 TV Shows
10. Your Friend, Andrew WK
9. The Simpsons
8. Desperate Housewives
7. Curb Your Enthusiasm
6. The Daily Show
5. Huff
4. The L Word
3. Da Ali G Show
2. Scrubs
1. Arrested Development
10. Baadassss!
9. Mean Girls
8. Shaun of the Dead
7. Starsky and Hutch
6. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
5. Big Fish
4. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
3. Kill Bill Volume 2
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
1. Garden State
Honorable Mention
1. Eurotrip
2. I Heart Huckabees
3. Sideways
Bottom Ten Movies
10. Scooby Doo 2
9. Catwoman
8. Garfield
7. Bridget Jones 2
6. Christmas with the Kranks
5. Napoleon Dynamite
4. Chronicles of Riddick
3. Van Helsing
2. A Shark Tale
1. Little Black Book
Top 10 TV Shows
10. Your Friend, Andrew WK
9. The Simpsons
8. Desperate Housewives
7. Curb Your Enthusiasm
6. The Daily Show
5. Huff
4. The L Word
3. Da Ali G Show
2. Scrubs
1. Arrested Development
interesting that slate.com movie critic's top 13 list shares a couple films with u guys...i'd say u guys on ur way to being the nexy ebert and roper!
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Top Tens Begin Again!
Justin, 12/30/2004 01:35:58 AM
All right readers, you know the drill. So no need to talk about it; let's just get right to it.
Top Ten Concert Moments Of The Year
After a full year of rocking, I've decided that putting the 38 performances I was present at into any sort of order was both a fruitless and baseless task, so I now present to you my Top Ten Concert moments of the fiscal concert year!
10.Dave Matthews Band - 7/11 - Ants Marching:If you haven't seen the DMB live and think they suck, go check out their show and then see if you still feel the same way. Dave and co. decided to encore with one of my all time favorite tunes in "Crush", and then played directly into the soaring "Ants Marching" to get the crowd dancing and send them home happy. Dave tours are a summer staple I look forward to every year, and this moment reiterated why I do.
9.Coheed And Cambria - 10/17 - Everything Evil & In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3: After taking in the C&C sonic session earlier in the day, I spent most of their electrified and incendiary performance that night at the Electric Factory slugging back Long Islands. By the time their set climaxed with Everything Evil I was rocking my drunk ass off, and then they returned for the encore I had been waiting 3 plus hours for...The nearly ten minute epic IKSWSE3...Hearing every person in that building join in for the mega crowd chant was well worth the wait.
8.Midtown - 7/1 - Give It Up:Y100 treated the city of Philly to a free concert at Penn's Landing every Thursday in July, and this was the first, with Midtown opening up for Lit. Of course Penn's Landing wasn't prepared for the magnitude of freeloading Punk/Emo fans moshing on concrete, so to settle the crowd down throughout the set Midtown's power was cut until the moshing stopped. When Midtown finally reached this, their last song, the crowd went bonkers and power was killed for good. Not wanting to go out like that, though, lead singer/Jesus figure, Gabe, led the crowd in an inspirational powerless sing-along of the chorus. I was never prouder to be a fan in my life. Aftermath saw me throwing myself over the railing at the front to retrieve a guitar pick which a security guy would not let me get, and nearly kicking a pregnant woman (or so she claimed) in the stomach in my flailing over the rail. Which begs the question, why would a pregnant woman be in a moshpit to begin with?
7.Something Corporate - 5/10 - Hey Ya:SoCo capped off their awesome set at Towson's Recher Theater with this unexpected raucous cover to a very receptive crowd, also following it up with their very own rocker "Punk Rock Princess" to finish off the fun show. Toe tapping fun!
6.Homegrown - 4/18 - Don't Stop Believing:Homegrown opened up the main stage on Day 3 of this year's Skate And Surf Fest with an energetic set which Mike and I had a prime viewing spot for. But when Something Corporate's Andrew McMahon joined them on stage to finish their set with a cover of this Journey standard it could only be described as live music MAGIC. Plus, the aftermath included us getting to meet HG and Andrew and take a hilarious picture.
5.Yellowcard - 11/8 - Rocket:Yellowcard kicked off the encore to their first show of a two night stint at the Electric Factory with this unexpected jam, directly leading to me and Matt from The Starting Line's cousin doing some kissing due to an escalating series of coincidences in the bar area above the stage. Then they also decided to play their rarely heard gem from the Spider-Man 2 soundtrack, "Gifts and Curses" (with KILLER guitar soloage in the middle), and topped it all off with the crowd pleasing "Ocean Avenue". Great show.
4.Taking Back Sunday - 4/17, 5/26, 8/6, 8/9, 11/28 - Cut From The Team:I saw Taking Back Sunday 5 times this year...so I got to hear my favorite song ever 5 times this year too, and each time was special in its own way...Seeing them cap off the 2nd day of Skate and Surf and playing this song in front of nearly 5000 insane fans was just a cool moment as we observed the entire floor jump up and down like a wave of humanity...Seeing Adam scale the stage rigging then hang upside down over a crowd during their opening set for Blink 182 in Hershey was something else. Being front and center during their crazy Warped Tour set and part of that giant climactic sing back of "Why can't I feel anything for anyone other than you!" line was an emomotional moment for me...Hearing them play this during their acoustic set I got lucky enough to be at let me hear it in a different way...and then I heard the song again...it was kind of repetitive by that 5th show. Is that too much? I never know.
3.Green Day - 10/29 - We Are The Champions:No one puts on a show like Green Day, and they outdid themselves when they covered this Queen classic to encore their show at Temple's Liacourous Center. As they jammed out, the entire crowd sang along (led by the lyrics displayed on the massive TV screen behind the band for anyone who didn't already know it) and confetti and fireworks rained down as Green Day took that step from cool popular band status to legendary rock legends of our generation status. Then, as the rest of the band exited the stage, Billie Joe did the lone guitarist thing and ended the show on a beautiful note with "Time Of Your Life". Truly, I had the time of mine.
2.Britney Spears - 4/9 - Touch Of My Hand:Yeah I saw Britney Spears. I also got to see her simulate masturbation on stage in a bed and bathtub wearing very little clothing to this sultry number. IT WAS AWESOME.
1.Dashboard Confessional - 6/24 - Vindicated:When Chris Carrabba came back to encore his Merriweather Post Pavilion show on this hot Summer eve with this, his awesome new single, I didn't count on being so struck by emomotion I'd make a life altering stupid ass decision. Now that goes to show the true power of live music.
Well, that's it...really, there were too many moments I've enjoyed so much that I could spend days pouring over the fun I've had rocking out at the shows this year In case you're wondering though, here's the final by the numbers:
38 Shows (including 5 acoustic performances) from
102 Bands at
22 Venues across
5 States (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, New York)with
26 different people...thanks to all of you, hope you had a great time! Come rock with me in 2005!
Add Comment PermalinkTop Ten Concert Moments Of The Year
After a full year of rocking, I've decided that putting the 38 performances I was present at into any sort of order was both a fruitless and baseless task, so I now present to you my Top Ten Concert moments of the fiscal concert year!
10.Dave Matthews Band - 7/11 - Ants Marching:If you haven't seen the DMB live and think they suck, go check out their show and then see if you still feel the same way. Dave and co. decided to encore with one of my all time favorite tunes in "Crush", and then played directly into the soaring "Ants Marching" to get the crowd dancing and send them home happy. Dave tours are a summer staple I look forward to every year, and this moment reiterated why I do.
9.Coheed And Cambria - 10/17 - Everything Evil & In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3: After taking in the C&C sonic session earlier in the day, I spent most of their electrified and incendiary performance that night at the Electric Factory slugging back Long Islands. By the time their set climaxed with Everything Evil I was rocking my drunk ass off, and then they returned for the encore I had been waiting 3 plus hours for...The nearly ten minute epic IKSWSE3...Hearing every person in that building join in for the mega crowd chant was well worth the wait.
8.Midtown - 7/1 - Give It Up:Y100 treated the city of Philly to a free concert at Penn's Landing every Thursday in July, and this was the first, with Midtown opening up for Lit. Of course Penn's Landing wasn't prepared for the magnitude of freeloading Punk/Emo fans moshing on concrete, so to settle the crowd down throughout the set Midtown's power was cut until the moshing stopped. When Midtown finally reached this, their last song, the crowd went bonkers and power was killed for good. Not wanting to go out like that, though, lead singer/Jesus figure, Gabe, led the crowd in an inspirational powerless sing-along of the chorus. I was never prouder to be a fan in my life. Aftermath saw me throwing myself over the railing at the front to retrieve a guitar pick which a security guy would not let me get, and nearly kicking a pregnant woman (or so she claimed) in the stomach in my flailing over the rail. Which begs the question, why would a pregnant woman be in a moshpit to begin with?
7.Something Corporate - 5/10 - Hey Ya:SoCo capped off their awesome set at Towson's Recher Theater with this unexpected raucous cover to a very receptive crowd, also following it up with their very own rocker "Punk Rock Princess" to finish off the fun show. Toe tapping fun!
6.Homegrown - 4/18 - Don't Stop Believing:Homegrown opened up the main stage on Day 3 of this year's Skate And Surf Fest with an energetic set which Mike and I had a prime viewing spot for. But when Something Corporate's Andrew McMahon joined them on stage to finish their set with a cover of this Journey standard it could only be described as live music MAGIC. Plus, the aftermath included us getting to meet HG and Andrew and take a hilarious picture.
5.Yellowcard - 11/8 - Rocket:Yellowcard kicked off the encore to their first show of a two night stint at the Electric Factory with this unexpected jam, directly leading to me and Matt from The Starting Line's cousin doing some kissing due to an escalating series of coincidences in the bar area above the stage. Then they also decided to play their rarely heard gem from the Spider-Man 2 soundtrack, "Gifts and Curses" (with KILLER guitar soloage in the middle), and topped it all off with the crowd pleasing "Ocean Avenue". Great show.
4.Taking Back Sunday - 4/17, 5/26, 8/6, 8/9, 11/28 - Cut From The Team:I saw Taking Back Sunday 5 times this year...so I got to hear my favorite song ever 5 times this year too, and each time was special in its own way...Seeing them cap off the 2nd day of Skate and Surf and playing this song in front of nearly 5000 insane fans was just a cool moment as we observed the entire floor jump up and down like a wave of humanity...Seeing Adam scale the stage rigging then hang upside down over a crowd during their opening set for Blink 182 in Hershey was something else. Being front and center during their crazy Warped Tour set and part of that giant climactic sing back of "Why can't I feel anything for anyone other than you!" line was an emomotional moment for me...Hearing them play this during their acoustic set I got lucky enough to be at let me hear it in a different way...and then I heard the song again...it was kind of repetitive by that 5th show. Is that too much? I never know.
3.Green Day - 10/29 - We Are The Champions:No one puts on a show like Green Day, and they outdid themselves when they covered this Queen classic to encore their show at Temple's Liacourous Center. As they jammed out, the entire crowd sang along (led by the lyrics displayed on the massive TV screen behind the band for anyone who didn't already know it) and confetti and fireworks rained down as Green Day took that step from cool popular band status to legendary rock legends of our generation status. Then, as the rest of the band exited the stage, Billie Joe did the lone guitarist thing and ended the show on a beautiful note with "Time Of Your Life". Truly, I had the time of mine.
2.Britney Spears - 4/9 - Touch Of My Hand:Yeah I saw Britney Spears. I also got to see her simulate masturbation on stage in a bed and bathtub wearing very little clothing to this sultry number. IT WAS AWESOME.
1.Dashboard Confessional - 6/24 - Vindicated:When Chris Carrabba came back to encore his Merriweather Post Pavilion show on this hot Summer eve with this, his awesome new single, I didn't count on being so struck by emomotion I'd make a life altering stupid ass decision. Now that goes to show the true power of live music.
Well, that's it...really, there were too many moments I've enjoyed so much that I could spend days pouring over the fun I've had rocking out at the shows this year In case you're wondering though, here's the final by the numbers:
38 Shows (including 5 acoustic performances) from
102 Bands at
22 Venues across
5 States (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, New York)with
26 different people...thanks to all of you, hope you had a great time! Come rock with me in 2005!
100 Movies... A Goal Met.
Mike, 12/28/2004 12:26:54 AM
Today I saw my 100th different movie in the theaters this year. It was my 110th movie including movies I've seen already. The movie: the very forgettable Blade Trinity, the place: Neshaminy AMC 24. This year began in earnest, with a re-viewing of Elf (not included in the 100 count). At some point in February or March I set the bar higher than I ever thought I could reach with a goal of 100 movies. In November, a victim of my own success, I set my bar at 100 unique, requiring me to view 110 on the year to make up for the 10 multiple movies I'd seen throughout. The feeling I have while typing this proves that no matter how stupid, if you set a difficult goal for yourself and meet it... you will feel a great sense of accomplishment. Of course, as per my own rules, I couldn't do it alone... I'd like to thank the following people:
Justin, the originator of the quest
Amy Tai, she sat through some real stinkers in a real stinky theater on many an afternoon
RJ, who was there for 'the 5' and more
Irene, for not mocking the goal too much
Davis, who I should have saved a few more movies for
TW, he burned with me through Ladder 49 when no other would
... and everyone else who saw a movie with me this year.
So what have I taken from this experience? It's hard to put it into perspective just yet but here's a few things:
1. There is such a thing as seeing too many movie previews
2. Sporatic viewing of indie films make hollywood wrecks like The Day After Tomorrow easier to swallow.
3. Popcorn is not a solid dinner.
4. Hollywood is tired of releasing just one big movie per weekend.
5. November and December are lifesavers!
My full list will be here when I get back to my other computer.
Justin, the originator of the quest
Amy Tai, she sat through some real stinkers in a real stinky theater on many an afternoon
RJ, who was there for 'the 5' and more
Irene, for not mocking the goal too much
Davis, who I should have saved a few more movies for
TW, he burned with me through Ladder 49 when no other would
... and everyone else who saw a movie with me this year.
So what have I taken from this experience? It's hard to put it into perspective just yet but here's a few things:
1. There is such a thing as seeing too many movie previews
2. Sporatic viewing of indie films make hollywood wrecks like The Day After Tomorrow easier to swallow.
3. Popcorn is not a solid dinner.
4. Hollywood is tired of releasing just one big movie per weekend.
5. November and December are lifesavers!
My full list will be here when I get back to my other computer.
I too, would like to officially announce my 100th movie accomplishment, with the viewing of Meet The Fockers. After a tumultous year of sitting through 100 different feature films, I ask myself what I have learned from this undertaking. Right now the answer doesn't seem to be forthcoming. But I would like to thank all the people who joined me in my journey, especially Mike, who sat shotgun on the Road To 100.
Of course some of our personal favorites popped up more often than others in the 100 films we screened, so I thought I'd give you an idea of how prolific some of our more beloved actors and actresses were in 2004.
Jude Law - 6 - Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, Alfie, Closer, The Aviator, Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events, I <3 Huckabees
Owen Wilson - 5 - The Big Bounce, Starsky And Hutch, Around The World In 80 Days, Meet The Fockers
Matt Damon - 4 - Eurotrip, Jersey Girl, The Bourne Supremacy, Ocean's 12
David Hasselhoff - 3 - Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story, A Dirty Shame, Spongebob Squarepants:The Movie
Jessica Biel - 2 - Cellular, Blade:Trinity
Tom Cruise - 1 - Collateral
well what else can you say about a year where Neil Patrick Harris has the same output as Tom Cruise? So all of you best be prepared for 2005...THE YEAR OF QUALITY DESCENDS UPON US.
Chance favors the prepared mind...
Add Comment PermalinkOf course some of our personal favorites popped up more often than others in the 100 films we screened, so I thought I'd give you an idea of how prolific some of our more beloved actors and actresses were in 2004.
Jude Law - 6 - Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, Alfie, Closer, The Aviator, Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events, I <3 Huckabees
Owen Wilson - 5 - The Big Bounce, Starsky And Hutch, Around The World In 80 Days, Meet The Fockers
Matt Damon - 4 - Eurotrip, Jersey Girl, The Bourne Supremacy, Ocean's 12
David Hasselhoff - 3 - Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story, A Dirty Shame, Spongebob Squarepants:The Movie
Jessica Biel - 2 - Cellular, Blade:Trinity
Tom Cruise - 1 - Collateral
well what else can you say about a year where Neil Patrick Harris has the same output as Tom Cruise? So all of you best be prepared for 2005...THE YEAR OF QUALITY DESCENDS UPON US.
Chance favors the prepared mind...
Merry Christmas
Mike, 12/25/2004 12:25:25 PM
Merry Christmas, readers! Today is Jesus's birthday, but who is Jesus? Apparently...
Abraham was the father of Isaac, and Isaac the father of Jacob, and Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers, and Judah the father of Perez and Zerah by Tamar, and Perez the father of Hezron, and Hezron the father of Ram, and Ram the father of Ammin'adab, and Ammin'adab the father of Nahshon, and Nahshon the father of Salmon, and Salmon the father of Bo'az by Rahab, and Bo'az the father of Obed by Ruth, and Obed the father of Jesse, and Jesse the father of David the king. And David was the father of Solomon by the wife of Uri'ah, and Solomon the father of Rehobo'am, and Rehobo'am the father of Abi'jah, and Abi'jah the father of Asa, and Asa the father of Jehosh'aphat, and Jehosh'aphat the father of Joram, and Joram the father of Uzzi'ah, and Uzzi'ah the father of Jotham, and Jotham the father of Ahaz, and Ahaz the father of Hezeki'ah, and Hezeki'ah the father of Manas'seh, and Manas'seh the father of Amos, and Amos the father of Josi'ah, and Josi'ah the father of Jechoniah and his brothers, at the time of the deportation to Babylon. And after the deportation to Babylon: Jechoni'ah was the father of She-al'ti-el, and She-al'ti-el the father of Zerub'babel, and Zerub'babel the father of Abi'ud, and Abi'ud the father of Eli'akim, and Eli'akim the father of Azor, and Azor the father of Zadok, and Zadok the father of Achim, and Achim the father of Eli'ud, and Eli'ud the father of Elea'zar, and Elea'zar the father of Matthan, and Matthan the father of Jacob, and Jacob the father of Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom Jesus was born, who is called Christ.
So take that into consideration this holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy (C)Hannukah, and have a super Kwanza!
Abraham was the father of Isaac, and Isaac the father of Jacob, and Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers, and Judah the father of Perez and Zerah by Tamar, and Perez the father of Hezron, and Hezron the father of Ram, and Ram the father of Ammin'adab, and Ammin'adab the father of Nahshon, and Nahshon the father of Salmon, and Salmon the father of Bo'az by Rahab, and Bo'az the father of Obed by Ruth, and Obed the father of Jesse, and Jesse the father of David the king. And David was the father of Solomon by the wife of Uri'ah, and Solomon the father of Rehobo'am, and Rehobo'am the father of Abi'jah, and Abi'jah the father of Asa, and Asa the father of Jehosh'aphat, and Jehosh'aphat the father of Joram, and Joram the father of Uzzi'ah, and Uzzi'ah the father of Jotham, and Jotham the father of Ahaz, and Ahaz the father of Hezeki'ah, and Hezeki'ah the father of Manas'seh, and Manas'seh the father of Amos, and Amos the father of Josi'ah, and Josi'ah the father of Jechoniah and his brothers, at the time of the deportation to Babylon. And after the deportation to Babylon: Jechoni'ah was the father of She-al'ti-el, and She-al'ti-el the father of Zerub'babel, and Zerub'babel the father of Abi'ud, and Abi'ud the father of Eli'akim, and Eli'akim the father of Azor, and Azor the father of Zadok, and Zadok the father of Achim, and Achim the father of Eli'ud, and Eli'ud the father of Elea'zar, and Elea'zar the father of Matthan, and Matthan the father of Jacob, and Jacob the father of Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom Jesus was born, who is called Christ.
So take that into consideration this holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy (C)Hannukah, and have a super Kwanza!
I guess I should have also made mention of the TV viewing options for this most merry day:
1. FX: 24 hours of Jingle All The Way
2. TBS: 24 hours of A Christmas Story
3. AMC: 24 hours of Miracle on 34th Street
Add Comment Permalink1. FX: 24 hours of Jingle All The Way
2. TBS: 24 hours of A Christmas Story
3. AMC: 24 hours of Miracle on 34th Street
This Genres Getting Out Of Hand
Justin, 12/23/2004 11:11:16 AM
Now all you faithful WWSG readers out there know about the yearly Punk/Emo/Screamo festival called The Skate And Surf Fest that I enjoy so much. 3 Days of raucous rock n' roll in Asbury Park, New Jersey. Now those of you who know me, know I'm passionate about the kind of music I love and force on others. So I'm all for more festivals like this to spread the music around to many others. But not in the same city, with the same bands...and not 2 weeks after each other.
Yes thats right. While browsing The Starting Line's website this morning I came upon a post citing their involvement with "The Bamboozle Festival", which they quoted as "Like Skate And Surf, only better". Checking out Bamboozles Website I found the following bands have already been confirmed:
ALKALINE TRIO * FLOGGING MOLLY
THRICE * FALL OUT BOY
THE STARTING LINE * BOUNCING SOULS
THE EARLY NOVEMBER * STRAYLIGHT RUN
VAN STONE *
-One Time Only Original Lineup Reunion-
FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER
featuring CHRIS CARRABBA
SILVERSTEIN * THE BLED
HOT ROD CIRCUIT * RELIENT K
BAYSIDE * ACCEPTANCE
ANTERRABAE * THE SPILL CANVAS
Now half these bands have played the Skate And Surf Fest in the past. And the dates for Bamboozle is April 29, 30, and May 1. Skate and Surf this year is on May 13, 14, and 15. A scant 6 days later! Thats 6 days in Asbury Park, New Jersey! 6 DAYS! Plus money for the tickets, food, and for some people hotels. With what I am willing to bet will be some of the same fucking bands. This is a little ridiculous. I'm very concerned.
Now 2 more things. Which one would I go too? Skate and Surf hasn't announced any bands yet, so I'm not sure. I would also like to right now put out the contention that this Bamboozle fest is a hoax (or bamboozle for lack of better term), and that no one is stupid enough to have essentially the same festival 2 weeks apart in the same location. Since this is some of the bands that perform there yearly anyway, I'm going to say that maybe this is an evolution of Skate And Surf. Or maybe some crazy mind game a promoter is playing on some desperate message board posters head. I don't know. But I guess we're going to find out. I'm so scared right now.
Add Comment PermalinkYes thats right. While browsing The Starting Line's website this morning I came upon a post citing their involvement with "The Bamboozle Festival", which they quoted as "Like Skate And Surf, only better". Checking out Bamboozles Website I found the following bands have already been confirmed:
ALKALINE TRIO * FLOGGING MOLLY
THRICE * FALL OUT BOY
THE STARTING LINE * BOUNCING SOULS
THE EARLY NOVEMBER * STRAYLIGHT RUN
VAN STONE *
-One Time Only Original Lineup Reunion-
FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER
featuring CHRIS CARRABBA
SILVERSTEIN * THE BLED
HOT ROD CIRCUIT * RELIENT K
BAYSIDE * ACCEPTANCE
ANTERRABAE * THE SPILL CANVAS
Now half these bands have played the Skate And Surf Fest in the past. And the dates for Bamboozle is April 29, 30, and May 1. Skate and Surf this year is on May 13, 14, and 15. A scant 6 days later! Thats 6 days in Asbury Park, New Jersey! 6 DAYS! Plus money for the tickets, food, and for some people hotels. With what I am willing to bet will be some of the same fucking bands. This is a little ridiculous. I'm very concerned.
Now 2 more things. Which one would I go too? Skate and Surf hasn't announced any bands yet, so I'm not sure. I would also like to right now put out the contention that this Bamboozle fest is a hoax (or bamboozle for lack of better term), and that no one is stupid enough to have essentially the same festival 2 weeks apart in the same location. Since this is some of the bands that perform there yearly anyway, I'm going to say that maybe this is an evolution of Skate And Surf. Or maybe some crazy mind game a promoter is playing on some desperate message board posters head. I don't know. But I guess we're going to find out. I'm so scared right now.
Holiday Shopping Guide: Online
fifreak, 12/21/2004 05:38:41 PM
I don't know why all of you people like to brave the crowds like a bunch of apes when we have technology to avoid the lines of smelly people and whiny children. The Internet is a wonderful invention and perfect for shopping. Here is my guide to finding good deald online.
First off, http://www.amazon.com">Amazon.com is always a safe bet. They ship quickly and reliably and have consistently good prices. You can find pretty much any kind of item at this store. They even sell laundry detergent as I found out.
If you're a deal hunter, check out http://www.fatwallet.com/c/18/">the Fatwallet.com hot deals forum. These fruigal clows make us jews look like lavish pop star spenders. But beware, the site can be as addicting as gambling and many forum posters buy stuff that seems cheap without even knowing what they are buying. But if you find posts with lots of followup messages of people confirming a deal, you should be good. I read this site all say at work. Recent pointless purchases from Fatwallet posts include a $10 pair of binoculars, a $20 toolkit, and a $5 Sneakers DVD. But many good things that were truly useful have come from it such as the recent TiVo hardware for $0 deal. Use it wisely.
Other sites of interest are :
http://www.dealuniversity.com">DealUniversity.com
http://www.slickdeals.net">slickdeals.net
And I must also point out that if you are in the market for DVDs you must visit http://www.dvdpricesearch.com">DVDPriceSearch.com. This site will let you add a bunch of DVDs to a virtual cart and then figure out which online retailer will give you the best deal. It will even factor in tax and shipping. A dvd shoppers dream!
Well I hope you enjoyed learning about online shopping. Next time your sitting in the mile long backup at the King Of Prussia exit of the turnpike, make sure you think, "Shit I could have shopped online!"
Add Comment PermalinkFirst off, http://www.amazon.com">Amazon.com is always a safe bet. They ship quickly and reliably and have consistently good prices. You can find pretty much any kind of item at this store. They even sell laundry detergent as I found out.
If you're a deal hunter, check out http://www.fatwallet.com/c/18/">the Fatwallet.com hot deals forum. These fruigal clows make us jews look like lavish pop star spenders. But beware, the site can be as addicting as gambling and many forum posters buy stuff that seems cheap without even knowing what they are buying. But if you find posts with lots of followup messages of people confirming a deal, you should be good. I read this site all say at work. Recent pointless purchases from Fatwallet posts include a $10 pair of binoculars, a $20 toolkit, and a $5 Sneakers DVD. But many good things that were truly useful have come from it such as the recent TiVo hardware for $0 deal. Use it wisely.
Other sites of interest are :
http://www.dealuniversity.com">DealUniversity.com
http://www.slickdeals.net">slickdeals.net
And I must also point out that if you are in the market for DVDs you must visit http://www.dvdpricesearch.com">DVDPriceSearch.com. This site will let you add a bunch of DVDs to a virtual cart and then figure out which online retailer will give you the best deal. It will even factor in tax and shipping. A dvd shoppers dream!
Well I hope you enjoyed learning about online shopping. Next time your sitting in the mile long backup at the King Of Prussia exit of the turnpike, make sure you think, "Shit I could have shopped online!"
Holiday Shopping Addendum 2:Low On Time, Low On Options
Justin, 12/20/2004 04:06:23 PM
So it's Christmas Eve, and you just got back from an extended trip to Sri Lanka. Your plane touches down, and that's when you realize: you have not gone Christmas shopping yet and the only thing open with no lines is your local drug store. Don't sweat it, Joe Everyman, I'm going to teach you how to do something I've always said could be done. Take 20 minutes and do all your Christmas shopping at CVS!
First Things First...Stocking Stuffers
Mom's Stocking - Elle Magazine - 3.50 (If you want to go that extra mile, fill out the subscription card inside, and you've given her a gift that lasts the whole year!)
Dad's Stocking - Talon Ice Scraper - 2.99 (Useful in these bitterly cold winter months)
Sister's Stocking - Loofah - 2.99 (Available in an assortment of colors)
Brother's Stocking - Batman Action Figure - 6.99 (Character selection varies by store)
Grandma's Stocking - Ferrero Rocher Chocolates - 2.99 (Only 1.99 for a package with a CVS Extra Care Card!)
Grandpa's Stocking - Colgate 12 Hour Breath Freshening Toothpaste - 2.69 (Help Grandad keep his breath fresh the whole holiday and fight the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS)
Anyone Left's Stocking - New Trojan Twisted Pleasure Condoms 12 Pack - 12.99 (Great gift for someone of either sex!)
OK...The Main Event. What to put under that tree!
Mom - Curve Perfume and Body Lotion Gift Set - 24.99 (Admittedly this is a pretty crappy present for the woman who brough you into this world.)
Dad - Assorted Chia Pets - 15.99 (Great to brighten up his desk at work! Chias available include Bart Simpson, Shrek, and Garfield!)
Sister - Cotton Candy Machine - 39.99 (Delicious AND fun!)
Brother - Assorted DVD's - 12.99 (Pick one according to age. Some available include Jerry Maguire and The Mighty Ducks.)
Brother (without a DVD player) - Heathcliff Animated Series VHS - 6.00 (The poor man's Garfield on the poor mans entertainment medium.)
Grandma - Omron Blood Pressure Monitor With (Patented) Comfi Fit Cuff - 77.99 (Something Grandma can use every single day!)
Grandpa - Coca-Cola Tiffany Stained Glass Lamp - 19.99 (With it he can fondly recall the good old days of Coca-Cola and his youth...caution, may cause unwanted hours worth of "Back In My Day" stories.)
Anyone I Missed - Carton of Kool Super Long Cigarettes - 36.12 (A timeless Christmas classic)
Mike Mattozzi - Folding Lamp/Alarm Clock Radio - 19.99 (Hear Mike use the term Clock Radio dozens of times each day!)
So thats it...Turn normal crappy items into cherished Holiday presents. Hopefully next year you will have some better planning and some better luck.
First Things First...Stocking Stuffers
Mom's Stocking - Elle Magazine - 3.50 (If you want to go that extra mile, fill out the subscription card inside, and you've given her a gift that lasts the whole year!)
Dad's Stocking - Talon Ice Scraper - 2.99 (Useful in these bitterly cold winter months)
Sister's Stocking - Loofah - 2.99 (Available in an assortment of colors)
Brother's Stocking - Batman Action Figure - 6.99 (Character selection varies by store)
Grandma's Stocking - Ferrero Rocher Chocolates - 2.99 (Only 1.99 for a package with a CVS Extra Care Card!)
Grandpa's Stocking - Colgate 12 Hour Breath Freshening Toothpaste - 2.69 (Help Grandad keep his breath fresh the whole holiday and fight the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS)
Anyone Left's Stocking - New Trojan Twisted Pleasure Condoms 12 Pack - 12.99 (Great gift for someone of either sex!)
OK...The Main Event. What to put under that tree!
Mom - Curve Perfume and Body Lotion Gift Set - 24.99 (Admittedly this is a pretty crappy present for the woman who brough you into this world.)
Dad - Assorted Chia Pets - 15.99 (Great to brighten up his desk at work! Chias available include Bart Simpson, Shrek, and Garfield!)
Sister - Cotton Candy Machine - 39.99 (Delicious AND fun!)
Brother - Assorted DVD's - 12.99 (Pick one according to age. Some available include Jerry Maguire and The Mighty Ducks.)
Brother (without a DVD player) - Heathcliff Animated Series VHS - 6.00 (The poor man's Garfield on the poor mans entertainment medium.)
Grandma - Omron Blood Pressure Monitor With (Patented) Comfi Fit Cuff - 77.99 (Something Grandma can use every single day!)
Grandpa - Coca-Cola Tiffany Stained Glass Lamp - 19.99 (With it he can fondly recall the good old days of Coca-Cola and his youth...caution, may cause unwanted hours worth of "Back In My Day" stories.)
Anyone I Missed - Carton of Kool Super Long Cigarettes - 36.12 (A timeless Christmas classic)
Mike Mattozzi - Folding Lamp/Alarm Clock Radio - 19.99 (Hear Mike use the term Clock Radio dozens of times each day!)
So thats it...Turn normal crappy items into cherished Holiday presents. Hopefully next year you will have some better planning and some better luck.
PS - No, I did not buy gifts for my family and friends at a drug store.
And I didn't include significant others on the list because come on...You should NEVER buy your significant other a Holiday present at a CVS. At least lie and say there gift still hasn't arrived by mail and buy yourself some time, unless you don't want to have a significant other on December 26. I mean DAMN. You'd have to be an idiot.
Add Comment PermalinkAnd I didn't include significant others on the list because come on...You should NEVER buy your significant other a Holiday present at a CVS. At least lie and say there gift still hasn't arrived by mail and buy yourself some time, unless you don't want to have a significant other on December 26. I mean DAMN. You'd have to be an idiot.
The Holiday Shopping Guide Addendum:Getting Personal
Justin, 12/16/2004 12:09:54 PM
So now that Mike's told you where to go to buy that special something for that inconsequential someone, I'm going to tell you what to swipe your credit card for once you get there!
For that Special Someone (Female Persuasion):
1.If you're a broke boyfriend and you need a truly special gift, then theres several shortcuts you can use. The best, and cutest would be this gem...A little Puppy or Kitten for your honey. This can count as the big gift, and if you're totally broke, you can always find one of them for free. Owners with knocked-up pets are always putting ads out to come and adopt one of their litter, so that way they don't have to feed them or send them to the kennel to sit there until someone comes to claim them. And the female human you are dating with absolutely fall in love with you when she sees her gift wrap wagging a tail...Unless she is allergic. If shes allergic, well then fish are relatively cheap. Remember not to tell her you picked up her special heart melting present for free though.
2.Jewelry. The timeless classic. Goes without saying...well actually you'd be surprised at how dumb guys are, so I am saying it.
3.Sex Swing.
For That Special Someone (Male Persuasion)
1.Lindsay Lohan in a box... just kidding. no seriously. no, just kidding... but seriously.
2.Tickets to something you wouldn't enjoy but he would.
3.If you're broke, then just wrap yourself up in nothing but a bow and give yourself to him. Whats he gonna do, complain? He can't, because he knows you will return the gift.
For Mom (Note...Moms don't really like Kitchen, or cleaning objects, like Vacuum cleaners or toasters...they already have these, and they don't want new ones)
1.A Tape (Moms don't know how to work DVD players in most cases) of a George Clooney movie
2.Sky-diving Lessons
3.If you're broke, just make them a scrap book full of baby pictures. Bonus points if you use a scrap book that she previously purchased and then never actually put anything into it because she was too busy.
For Dad
1.Dad's almost always need help in the clothes department. Get him something nice and semi-hip, but not hip enough that he looks like hes having a mid-life crisis.
2.Dad's seem to like having tools...They don't use them. They don't seem to need them. But they love to have them, and always have stories about what they did with them that no one can confirm or deny, because the work done with them was done when no one else was home.
3.Paris Hilton Sex Video
For Grandma
1.Hit up Grandma's World, AKA Hot Topic, and grab Granny Coheed And Cambria's In Keeping Secrets With Silent Earth:3 T-shirt (size? lets say medium).
2.Some of those cool hip Goth clothes, like maybe of the Cape persuasion...and don't forget the black nail polish!
3.If Hot Topic's too crowded, try the perfume section of Wal-Mart, and pick her up the new perfume from the soap opera All My Children. My grandma seems to enjoy smelling like her favorite "Stories".
For that Hobo on the corner
1.McDonald's Dollar Menu is the gift that keeps on giving!
2.Change...preferably something above a nickel
3.New Blackberry...the solution to all the bums problems...he can use it to start networking himself to the high life.
For Your Boss
1.Of course theres the bevy of classic boss gifts...A Mug with a humorous quote...The Picture frame that looks expensive, but was actually pretty cheap... Candy.
2.Your resignation, and a hearty fuck you!
3.An hour with a girl from the escort service (charged on the companies account)
For All The Rest (Brothers, Sisters, Friends, Accountants, Neighbors, Brendan Fraser)
1.Candles...the most innocuous and inconsequential gift you could possibly get someone...but at least they smell nice.
2.Han Solo in Stormtrooper Uniform Cardboard Cutout --- Available at FYE for 24.99...women love him, men want to be him. The Perfect Gift for Anyone and Everyone.
3.Leg Lamp From A Christmas Story...classes up any room its a part of instantaneously!
4.Gift Certificates for a Psychiatrist...hey everyones fucked up enough in their own way to need this one.
5.An NHL Hockey Franchise...I mean, they are just all sitting there unused for the past several months. The sale prices must be unbelievable at this point!
And finally....for Me, your friendly neighborhood wwsg.com Co-pilot.
1.A Leather Recliner With Built In Mini Fridge and Massager!!!!!
2.An Island in the Caribbean
3.Someone to hold me and tell me everythings going to be OK...and has a sweet ass.
4.Marvel Legends Apocalypse Action Figure (I can't find one anywhere!)
5.Read WhatWeSayGoes.com 47 times a day for the rest of your natural life!
Add Comment PermalinkFor that Special Someone (Female Persuasion):
1.If you're a broke boyfriend and you need a truly special gift, then theres several shortcuts you can use. The best, and cutest would be this gem...A little Puppy or Kitten for your honey. This can count as the big gift, and if you're totally broke, you can always find one of them for free. Owners with knocked-up pets are always putting ads out to come and adopt one of their litter, so that way they don't have to feed them or send them to the kennel to sit there until someone comes to claim them. And the female human you are dating with absolutely fall in love with you when she sees her gift wrap wagging a tail...Unless she is allergic. If shes allergic, well then fish are relatively cheap. Remember not to tell her you picked up her special heart melting present for free though.
2.Jewelry. The timeless classic. Goes without saying...well actually you'd be surprised at how dumb guys are, so I am saying it.
3.Sex Swing.
For That Special Someone (Male Persuasion)
1.Lindsay Lohan in a box... just kidding. no seriously. no, just kidding... but seriously.
2.Tickets to something you wouldn't enjoy but he would.
3.If you're broke, then just wrap yourself up in nothing but a bow and give yourself to him. Whats he gonna do, complain? He can't, because he knows you will return the gift.
For Mom (Note...Moms don't really like Kitchen, or cleaning objects, like Vacuum cleaners or toasters...they already have these, and they don't want new ones)
1.A Tape (Moms don't know how to work DVD players in most cases) of a George Clooney movie
2.Sky-diving Lessons
3.If you're broke, just make them a scrap book full of baby pictures. Bonus points if you use a scrap book that she previously purchased and then never actually put anything into it because she was too busy.
For Dad
1.Dad's almost always need help in the clothes department. Get him something nice and semi-hip, but not hip enough that he looks like hes having a mid-life crisis.
2.Dad's seem to like having tools...They don't use them. They don't seem to need them. But they love to have them, and always have stories about what they did with them that no one can confirm or deny, because the work done with them was done when no one else was home.
3.Paris Hilton Sex Video
For Grandma
1.Hit up Grandma's World, AKA Hot Topic, and grab Granny Coheed And Cambria's In Keeping Secrets With Silent Earth:3 T-shirt (size? lets say medium).
2.Some of those cool hip Goth clothes, like maybe of the Cape persuasion...and don't forget the black nail polish!
3.If Hot Topic's too crowded, try the perfume section of Wal-Mart, and pick her up the new perfume from the soap opera All My Children. My grandma seems to enjoy smelling like her favorite "Stories".
For that Hobo on the corner
1.McDonald's Dollar Menu is the gift that keeps on giving!
2.Change...preferably something above a nickel
3.New Blackberry...the solution to all the bums problems...he can use it to start networking himself to the high life.
For Your Boss
1.Of course theres the bevy of classic boss gifts...A Mug with a humorous quote...The Picture frame that looks expensive, but was actually pretty cheap... Candy.
2.Your resignation, and a hearty fuck you!
3.An hour with a girl from the escort service (charged on the companies account)
For All The Rest (Brothers, Sisters, Friends, Accountants, Neighbors, Brendan Fraser)
1.Candles...the most innocuous and inconsequential gift you could possibly get someone...but at least they smell nice.
2.Han Solo in Stormtrooper Uniform Cardboard Cutout --- Available at FYE for 24.99...women love him, men want to be him. The Perfect Gift for Anyone and Everyone.
3.Leg Lamp From A Christmas Story...classes up any room its a part of instantaneously!
4.Gift Certificates for a Psychiatrist...hey everyones fucked up enough in their own way to need this one.
5.An NHL Hockey Franchise...I mean, they are just all sitting there unused for the past several months. The sale prices must be unbelievable at this point!
And finally....for Me, your friendly neighborhood wwsg.com Co-pilot.
1.A Leather Recliner With Built In Mini Fridge and Massager!!!!!
2.An Island in the Caribbean
3.Someone to hold me and tell me everythings going to be OK...and has a sweet ass.
4.Marvel Legends Apocalypse Action Figure (I can't find one anywhere!)
5.Read WhatWeSayGoes.com 47 times a day for the rest of your natural life!
Holiday Shopping Guide
Mike, 12/15/2004 11:03:20 PM
Looking for some great last minute (or early, depending on your shopping practices) holiday gifts? Try these stores:
Best Buy - a little known electronics boutique with several locations across the country. Best Buy specializes in making you fill out tiny rebate forms on receipts, forcing you to awkwardly ask your friends and family for their gift back so that you can cut the UPC off the box, and pray that you will get your $175 in gift cards back before next Christmas thus legitimizing your trip to this overpriced ( minus $50 mail in rebate + $50 instant mail-in rebate + $75 gift card) hell hole.
Walmart - If you enter this store looking for a gift you are either:
1) searching for your company secret santa gift
2) a cheap bastard
Advice for shoppers of each category:
1) Make your way to the aisle filled with prewrapped nut/candy/ice cream bowl/smoked ham mixes. Don't make eye contact with the other shoppers and certainly don't ask the staff for help. Not unless you feel like crying for the state American retail has been reduced to.
2) Instead of spending your christmas money on $14.77 monogramed Dale Earnhardt plastic dishware, donate your money to a charity to affect change in this troubled world, such as Doctors Without Borders. Or just stick your thin wad of cash into your $8.77 blender, grind it into a paste, and shove it up your ass.
The Gap - If it's good enough for Sarah Jessica Parker you bet your sweet ass it's good enough for plebians like you and I. Why I bet she's wearing Gap clothing right now.
Target - Target kicked the Salvation Army off their doorstep! I guess the poor have enough money after all, especially after Target's $289,000 donation to the Republican party this year.
The Sharper Image - This store is trash and everything in it is overpriced useless junk. I'll have you know I'll be buying all my gifts at a more practical store like Brookestone.
KayBee Toys - I have no idea how this store competes in the holiday market when Santa is giving away gifts for free! I guess it caters to all the evil children in the world who don't get presents from Mr. Claus, of which, judging from the lines at this overpriced toy store, are many. Next time you "create an unsanitary condition" at the playground, you'll realize there are consequences!
Tiffany - $475 for a silver letter opener! This is the one stop gift shop for any wealthy plutocrat who loves to receive and give shiny metal baubles.
KMart - For a compulsive shopper, this is like hitting rock bottom. Forget about the whole Martha Stewart thing, shit happens... but KMarts are just really really really crappy stores. But, if you're looking for a $9.99 husband this is your place.
Hot Topic - Where I do all my shopping for Grandma.
The Dollar Store - Amazingly, Dollar Stores are nicer than your average KMart. If you're fortunate enough to go to a Five Below, you're in even more luck. I'm not sure what kind of Christmas gift you can buy at one of these places, but I'm sure it's the best gift 100 Lincolns can buy. While you're there you might also want to buy knock-off nerf weaponry, over-priced POD stickers, and X-Men children books.
Sam Goody - I got nothing against this store. Yet.
Have fun shopping!
Best Buy - a little known electronics boutique with several locations across the country. Best Buy specializes in making you fill out tiny rebate forms on receipts, forcing you to awkwardly ask your friends and family for their gift back so that you can cut the UPC off the box, and pray that you will get your $175 in gift cards back before next Christmas thus legitimizing your trip to this overpriced ( minus $50 mail in rebate + $50 instant mail-in rebate + $75 gift card) hell hole.
Walmart - If you enter this store looking for a gift you are either:
1) searching for your company secret santa gift
2) a cheap bastard
Advice for shoppers of each category:
1) Make your way to the aisle filled with prewrapped nut/candy/ice cream bowl/smoked ham mixes. Don't make eye contact with the other shoppers and certainly don't ask the staff for help. Not unless you feel like crying for the state American retail has been reduced to.
2) Instead of spending your christmas money on $14.77 monogramed Dale Earnhardt plastic dishware, donate your money to a charity to affect change in this troubled world, such as Doctors Without Borders. Or just stick your thin wad of cash into your $8.77 blender, grind it into a paste, and shove it up your ass.
The Gap - If it's good enough for Sarah Jessica Parker you bet your sweet ass it's good enough for plebians like you and I. Why I bet she's wearing Gap clothing right now.
Target - Target kicked the Salvation Army off their doorstep! I guess the poor have enough money after all, especially after Target's $289,000 donation to the Republican party this year.
The Sharper Image - This store is trash and everything in it is overpriced useless junk. I'll have you know I'll be buying all my gifts at a more practical store like Brookestone.
KayBee Toys - I have no idea how this store competes in the holiday market when Santa is giving away gifts for free! I guess it caters to all the evil children in the world who don't get presents from Mr. Claus, of which, judging from the lines at this overpriced toy store, are many. Next time you "create an unsanitary condition" at the playground, you'll realize there are consequences!
Tiffany - $475 for a silver letter opener! This is the one stop gift shop for any wealthy plutocrat who loves to receive and give shiny metal baubles.
KMart - For a compulsive shopper, this is like hitting rock bottom. Forget about the whole Martha Stewart thing, shit happens... but KMarts are just really really really crappy stores. But, if you're looking for a $9.99 husband this is your place.
Hot Topic - Where I do all my shopping for Grandma.
The Dollar Store - Amazingly, Dollar Stores are nicer than your average KMart. If you're fortunate enough to go to a Five Below, you're in even more luck. I'm not sure what kind of Christmas gift you can buy at one of these places, but I'm sure it's the best gift 100 Lincolns can buy. While you're there you might also want to buy knock-off nerf weaponry, over-priced POD stickers, and X-Men children books.
Sam Goody - I got nothing against this store. Yet.
Have fun shopping!
Sam Goody is way overpriced!
Add Comment PermalinkTop Ten Holiday Movies!
Justin, 12/13/2004 03:09:38 PM
Its Top Ten List Day Here At WhatWeSayGoes!
Heres another, in the spirit of the season!
Theres boatloads of Holiday themed movies out there...but heres some of the best. Go rent em today, and get in the mood!
10.Jingle All The Way ...Sinbad alert!
9.Surviving Christmas ...Affleck, you da bomb in Surviving Christmas yo!
8.Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights ...The list needed a Hannukkah movie!
7.Love Actually ...Keira Knightley! Actually, Love Actually just sorta took place at Christmas...I fail to see its relevance to the holiday...but even so.
6.Bad Santa ...The darkest Holiday comedy perhaps ever made. A true delight.
5.Home Alone ...It really gets to you when that old man reunites with his kid at the end...tear.
4.Reindeer Games ...Affleck and Christmas go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly...I just want to make it home for some of Mom's pie too buddy.
3.Ernest Saves Christmas ...You don't need any other explanation beyond the title.
2.Elf ...A modern day Christmas fable...and Will Ferrell breakdancing!
1.Die Hard ...John McClane has his first bad day, and thusly the greatest Christmas movie of all time was born.
Heres another, in the spirit of the season!
Theres boatloads of Holiday themed movies out there...but heres some of the best. Go rent em today, and get in the mood!
10.Jingle All The Way ...Sinbad alert!
9.Surviving Christmas ...Affleck, you da bomb in Surviving Christmas yo!
8.Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights ...The list needed a Hannukkah movie!
7.Love Actually ...Keira Knightley! Actually, Love Actually just sorta took place at Christmas...I fail to see its relevance to the holiday...but even so.
6.Bad Santa ...The darkest Holiday comedy perhaps ever made. A true delight.
5.Home Alone ...It really gets to you when that old man reunites with his kid at the end...tear.
4.Reindeer Games ...Affleck and Christmas go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly...I just want to make it home for some of Mom's pie too buddy.
3.Ernest Saves Christmas ...You don't need any other explanation beyond the title.
2.Elf ...A modern day Christmas fable...and Will Ferrell breakdancing!
1.Die Hard ...John McClane has his first bad day, and thusly the greatest Christmas movie of all time was born.
I have nothing better to do than to read your website. Isnt that sad.
You forgot Christmas with the Kranks. The worlds best christmas movie, and also Those old cheesey clay animation christmas movies. They really rock the house.
Add Comment PermalinkYou forgot Christmas with the Kranks. The worlds best christmas movie, and also Those old cheesey clay animation christmas movies. They really rock the house.
Top 10 Celebrities I
Justin, 12/13/2004 10:08:32 AM
I'm so frikkin tired of hearing about these people...every day at every convenient opportunity for every entertainment related TV show, magazine article, or anywhere else celebrity gossip might be located...lets make 2005 completely free of the following shitty celebrities...
The Worst 10, In No Particular Order:
1.Ashlee Simpson
2.Paris Hilton
3.Gwen Stefani
4.Eminem
5.Angelina Jolie
6.Terrell Owens
7.George W. Bush
8.J.Lo
9.Kevin Federline
10.Harry Potter
OK...Who did I miss?
The Worst 10, In No Particular Order:
1.Ashlee Simpson
2.Paris Hilton
3.Gwen Stefani
4.Eminem
5.Angelina Jolie
6.Terrell Owens
7.George W. Bush
8.J.Lo
9.Kevin Federline
10.Harry Potter
OK...Who did I miss?
Agreed, but where the hell is Lindsay Lohan? She belongs at the top of that list!
Add Comment PermalinkIts back....THE MOVIE BLENDER!
Justin, 12/1/2004 08:54:39 PM
Today's Ingredients:
Airheads
True Romance
From Dusk Til Dawn
The Plot:
Down in Mexico to promote their new album and big headlining show in Mexico City, The Lone Rangers (Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, and Adam Sandler) are taken hostage along with a radio station full of Mexicanos (including Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo, and...lets say the guy who played Cuban in Half Baked) in a bizarre twist of irony, by desperate criminals (George Clooney and Cheech Marin in a second role) waiting for Clarence and Alabama so they could buy a briefcase full of Cocaine to sell for an extended stay in El Rey. (Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette from True Romance). When they finally arrive around nightfall, it turns out the radio station workers are in fact Vampires, and they have been running the most popular Vampire radio station in the Hemisphere (nothing can beat the Vampires of the Eurotrash persuasion though). Now its up to the band, George Clooney, Cheech Marin, Alabama, and Clarence (who got bitten early in the movie, and now instead of hallucinating Elvis, he hallucinates Elvin from the Cosby Show, who pops up periodically to provide commentary on the situation.) to fight the Vampires and survive until Dawn...With a cameo appearance by Wesley Snipes...but not as Blade. As the crazily haired criminal he played in Demolition Man. Lets make it happen.
Add Comment PermalinkAirheads
True Romance
From Dusk Til Dawn
The Plot:
Down in Mexico to promote their new album and big headlining show in Mexico City, The Lone Rangers (Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, and Adam Sandler) are taken hostage along with a radio station full of Mexicanos (including Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo, and...lets say the guy who played Cuban in Half Baked) in a bizarre twist of irony, by desperate criminals (George Clooney and Cheech Marin in a second role) waiting for Clarence and Alabama so they could buy a briefcase full of Cocaine to sell for an extended stay in El Rey. (Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette from True Romance). When they finally arrive around nightfall, it turns out the radio station workers are in fact Vampires, and they have been running the most popular Vampire radio station in the Hemisphere (nothing can beat the Vampires of the Eurotrash persuasion though). Now its up to the band, George Clooney, Cheech Marin, Alabama, and Clarence (who got bitten early in the movie, and now instead of hallucinating Elvis, he hallucinates Elvin from the Cosby Show, who pops up periodically to provide commentary on the situation.) to fight the Vampires and survive until Dawn...With a cameo appearance by Wesley Snipes...but not as Blade. As the crazily haired criminal he played in Demolition Man. Lets make it happen.