And there it is...the official title for the long awaited (by us) Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie...and heres the sweet ass trailer for it. Watch it or kill yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJr8WRwQ83M&eurl=
Aqua Teen Hunger Force:Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Justin, 1/30/2007 01:14:49 PM
Add Comment PermalinkA Night of Unentertainment
Mike, 1/23/2007 08:01:25 PM
Tonight, we've got American Idol (see my earlier post for my thoughts on that) followed by Bush 43's State of the Union Address. A perfect storm of unentertainment. But this conjunction can't make me help but wonder: maybe there is something to Idol? If only a panel of 3 malcontent judges were able to interrupt Bush and tell him, "no, no, we don't want to hear more, you're just not ready for Washington," perhaps our country would be in better shape. Unfortunately, apparently political tastes are not as easily defined as musical tastes so the only dissent we'll see tonight will come in the form of more than half of the joint session of Congress standing in silence while the Republican minority cheers the Decider's latest decisions.
Add Comment PermalinkWiki Wiki Everywhere, So Lets All Have A Drink
Justin, 1/19/2007 05:31:17 PM
Wikipediang today I came across this unironic comment in the notes section of Good Burger;
Good Burger is mankind's greatest cinematic achievement.
This has been an installment in strange wikipedia trivia.
Good Burger is mankind's greatest cinematic achievement.
This has been an installment in strange wikipedia trivia.
As a testament to the ever changing tides of Wiki, the comment you refer to was removed as vandalism on the same day as your post.
Add Comment PermalinkA Night At The Theater
Justin, 1/18/2007 02:31:51 PM
Recently Michael and I have been lamenting the closure of pretty much the only still operating Dollar Theater we knew of, Premier Cinemas At Jumpers Hole Road. Of course, you're all familiar with the dollar theater, the older model movie house showing second run films a couple months after their debut. These places had it all... bargain prices, great movies you probably were seeing for a second or third time late in the summer, maybe even trashbags full of popcorn for a buck. But they've almost all been decimated in favor of the 2400 screen multiplex with $5.00 popcorn, or $4.50 buckets of soda. With their screaming babies in R Rated movies at midnight and their rising ticket prices.
Don't get me wrong I love these theaters with their pre-show's and raucous opening night crowds... but why can't we live in a world with both? Here's part of the reason... Hollywood is ripping us off...and they aren't even making money off the theaters. This article here details among other things why a film like "Gone In 60 Seconds" made 242 million bucks in theaters... and still lost almost 100 million dollars.
http://www.slate.com/id/2118819
Basically, it comes down to the fact that the home video market is where all the money is. But I ask you, would it be where all the money is if we were being forced to pay upwards of 20 bucks just for two tickets and a popcorn in a theater?!?!? Probably not. So is this all a vicious circle? If movies were cheaper than a home video rental again would people flood back into theaters? Are people just getting too lazy to leave the house anymore? Or is technology destroying movie theaters? For every blu-ray disc cheaply produced in Mexico, does another theater get boarded up?
Well maybe. But the day where anyone can just watch any movie at will at home is still a long way off. And while dollar theaters may be nearing complete extinction (at least here in the northeast), we do have film enthusiasts trying to save a piece of the golden age of viewing films... Ladies and gentleman I give you non-profit community theaters. These places are usually classic movie houses that mix up indie fare, classic movie nights, and some newer hits to bring in people. Here are a couple of local examples:
http://www.countytheater.com
http://www.brynmawrfilm.org
The Bryn Mawr theater even features "Open Screen Mondays" where you can screen your own short films in front of a crowd! Plus on weekends they show cool "classic" movies at midnight (we recently caught a fun screening of "Zoolander" there).
The other spearhead in the re-emergence of the theater is the Classy art house theater. Of course, these places tend to skew towards a more well-informed crowd with its indie flicks... and the prices can get higher. But hey, you get what you pay for. Here's a couple we frequent:
http://www.ritztheaters.com
http://www.thecharles.com
I guess getting people to come out involves some gimmicks these days: assigned seats, muffins and bagels and danish sales during Saturday matinee shows for those brunch time crowds like they do at the Ritz.
And that stuff's all well and good and fun. I guess I just miss a simpler time of being able to see movies like "Jurassic Park" on the big screen over a year after it came out.
Then again I live in a world where I can be blinded by "Happy Feet" on a 300 foot IMAX screen. So it's not that bad a world for movies. I mean small town America still has a couple Tastee Freeze's left...you just have to look for them. And thats part of the fun.
Tune in next time for Part 2 in our Movie Theater Series, when we'll look at the decline of the Drive-In movie theater!
Add Comment PermalinkDon't get me wrong I love these theaters with their pre-show's and raucous opening night crowds... but why can't we live in a world with both? Here's part of the reason... Hollywood is ripping us off...and they aren't even making money off the theaters. This article here details among other things why a film like "Gone In 60 Seconds" made 242 million bucks in theaters... and still lost almost 100 million dollars.
http://www.slate.com/id/2118819
Basically, it comes down to the fact that the home video market is where all the money is. But I ask you, would it be where all the money is if we were being forced to pay upwards of 20 bucks just for two tickets and a popcorn in a theater?!?!? Probably not. So is this all a vicious circle? If movies were cheaper than a home video rental again would people flood back into theaters? Are people just getting too lazy to leave the house anymore? Or is technology destroying movie theaters? For every blu-ray disc cheaply produced in Mexico, does another theater get boarded up?
Well maybe. But the day where anyone can just watch any movie at will at home is still a long way off. And while dollar theaters may be nearing complete extinction (at least here in the northeast), we do have film enthusiasts trying to save a piece of the golden age of viewing films... Ladies and gentleman I give you non-profit community theaters. These places are usually classic movie houses that mix up indie fare, classic movie nights, and some newer hits to bring in people. Here are a couple of local examples:
http://www.countytheater.com
http://www.brynmawrfilm.org
The Bryn Mawr theater even features "Open Screen Mondays" where you can screen your own short films in front of a crowd! Plus on weekends they show cool "classic" movies at midnight (we recently caught a fun screening of "Zoolander" there).
The other spearhead in the re-emergence of the theater is the Classy art house theater. Of course, these places tend to skew towards a more well-informed crowd with its indie flicks... and the prices can get higher. But hey, you get what you pay for. Here's a couple we frequent:
http://www.ritztheaters.com
http://www.thecharles.com
I guess getting people to come out involves some gimmicks these days: assigned seats, muffins and bagels and danish sales during Saturday matinee shows for those brunch time crowds like they do at the Ritz.
And that stuff's all well and good and fun. I guess I just miss a simpler time of being able to see movies like "Jurassic Park" on the big screen over a year after it came out.
Then again I live in a world where I can be blinded by "Happy Feet" on a 300 foot IMAX screen. So it's not that bad a world for movies. I mean small town America still has a couple Tastee Freeze's left...you just have to look for them. And thats part of the fun.
Tune in next time for Part 2 in our Movie Theater Series, when we'll look at the decline of the Drive-In movie theater!
American Idol: 6 Seasons Chronicling the Decline of American Culture
Mike, 1/16/2007 03:16:28 PM
It's that time of year again, the long awaited premiere of season six of American Idol. For a minority of Americans, this means we will be running toward our well stocked DVD collections for cover. I don't take any offense to the format of Idol; certainly it is a copy of many similar programs before: Star Search, The Gong Show, Showtime at the Apollo, etc. Not my cup of tea, no big deal. What's so irritating about the show is the fervent excitement it breeds. Somehow letting these contestants tell their inane life stories and then letting the public vote for their favorite nobody gives the viewing public a very real personal stake in the outcome of the show. Forget the fact that 122 million votes were cast in the presidential election of 2004 and Idol typically receives around 500 million votes a season, what's more disturbing is that these 500 million votes were probably much better informed on the contestants than the average vote cast at a polling place. Conversely, I would wager that the biography of any given political candidate is much more interesting (for better or for worse) than the life details of some rube from Muskogee, Oklahoma who waited in line to audition one day. So what makes this entertainment? Clearly it captures the rags to riches American dream, and therein lies my argument. Programs like American Idol and the like have warped the whole concept of the American dream such that hard work has been removed from the equation. Now, it doesn't really matter what you do or try to achieve, you just need to wait to be discovered; if you were meant to be famous, it will just happen. Or, as is made clear in the audition episodes, you either got it or you don't. So what does that teach the 99.999% of viewers who don't got it?
Add Comment PermalinkIt's Been 1 Year, 5 Months and 21 Days...Did you miss me?
Joe, 1/11/2007 08:10:31 PM
Top Ten Reasons I Was Too Busy To Post In 2006.
10. Accepted a big, fat promotion at work.
9. Still counting # of DVD's owned.
8. Got in my first car accident after 9 years of driving.
7. Thought I had AIDS.
6. Masturbating. Didn't want to spread the AIDS.
5. New AFI CD.
4. Superman Returns.
3. Watching entire TV DVD seasons.
2. Number Two.
1. MySpace
10. Accepted a big, fat promotion at work.
9. Still counting # of DVD's owned.
8. Got in my first car accident after 9 years of driving.
7. Thought I had AIDS.
6. Masturbating. Didn't want to spread the AIDS.
5. New AFI CD.
4. Superman Returns.
3. Watching entire TV DVD seasons.
2. Number Two.
1. MySpace
I thought you were attacked by a zombie and forced to feed on human brains day and night.
Add Comment PermalinkThe Undefeated 1972 Dolphins Wasn't The Greatest Thing Larry Csonka Ever Did
Justin, 1/9/2007 12:34:03 PM
Welcome to 2007 loyal readers!
Now about the kicker line of this post...Of course I'm referring to AMERICAN GLADIATORS! Now I realized yesterday...I really miss Nitro and Siren And Blaze and all the rest! They should bring that show back. Of course this made me think of other reasons I miss the 1990's. In fact heres a list.
Top Ten Reasons I Miss The 1990's
1.American Gladiators
2.NewsRadio
3.Ecto Cooler!!!!!!!!
4.Grunge Music
5.Y2K Panic
6.Pogs
7.Pauly Shore (for lack of anything good done in the 2000's)
8.Chi Chi's
9.High School
10.Seinfeld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now about the kicker line of this post...Of course I'm referring to AMERICAN GLADIATORS! Now I realized yesterday...I really miss Nitro and Siren And Blaze and all the rest! They should bring that show back. Of course this made me think of other reasons I miss the 1990's. In fact heres a list.
Top Ten Reasons I Miss The 1990's
1.American Gladiators
2.NewsRadio
3.Ecto Cooler!!!!!!!!
4.Grunge Music
5.Y2K Panic
6.Pogs
7.Pauly Shore (for lack of anything good done in the 2000's)
8.Chi Chi's
9.High School
10.Seinfeld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In response, here's the corresponding ways you can relive the 90s:
1. Get two pedestals (or stools) and a couple of over-padded pugil sticks and joust!
2. DVD seasons are available now
3. Drink Crazy Citrus Cooler or Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen if it's still on the shelf while watching The Real Ghostbusters cartoon on DVD
4. Buy more Nirvana CDs, help Kurt Cobain buy a bigger house than Elvis in the afterlife
5. Set your computer clock to Dec 31, 1999 and start screaming
6. If you really miss pogs, you better take a long, detailed look at the state of your life
7. See #6
8. Take comfort in the fact that while Chi chi's was brought down by a Hep A outbreak, Taco Bell soldiers on after the E. Coli scare. Also, grocery foods are still sold under the Chi-Chi's brand name... enjoy their trademark salsa while you can.
9. Just buy tickets to an Early November concert (see also: Say Anything or Fallout Boy).
10. TBS. Or, if you're looking for something new, Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming back for a 6th season this year.
1. Get two pedestals (or stools) and a couple of over-padded pugil sticks and joust!
2. DVD seasons are available now
3. Drink Crazy Citrus Cooler or Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen if it's still on the shelf while watching The Real Ghostbusters cartoon on DVD
4. Buy more Nirvana CDs, help Kurt Cobain buy a bigger house than Elvis in the afterlife
5. Set your computer clock to Dec 31, 1999 and start screaming
6. If you really miss pogs, you better take a long, detailed look at the state of your life
7. See #6
8. Take comfort in the fact that while Chi chi's was brought down by a Hep A outbreak, Taco Bell soldiers on after the E. Coli scare. Also, grocery foods are still sold under the Chi-Chi's brand name... enjoy their trademark salsa while you can.
9. Just buy tickets to an Early November concert (see also: Say Anything or Fallout Boy).
10. TBS. Or, if you're looking for something new, Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming back for a 6th season this year.
I mean I don't REALLY miss Pogs, I just couldn't really think of much else that was REALLY 90's...Devil Sticks maybe? Or high school...mainly I just miss it for the fact that it was better than going to work everyday in some respects. Well most. Except for the lack of payment I guess. And there were more girls to look at in HS than there are at my office. Not by much, but still.
But I really do miss Pauly Shore movies.
And American Gladiators!!!!
Add Comment PermalinkBut I really do miss Pauly Shore movies.
And American Gladiators!!!!